the goon show
Got a data report on my blog today.
"Here's larks," thinks I, settling down in the plush armchair reserved for my use in the front room at the chateau. I was expecting a quiet read.
My eyes widened moments later when they fell upon the following.
Visit Detail: 28 January, 4.30pm.
Domain Name: Unknown.
Internet Service Provider: United Nations Logistics Base, Northern Italy.
Well, well, well, as we do say in the trade.
You should have seen me folks.
My handsome features creased into a perplexed frown. My pale blue eyes took on a steely quality.
So the old spooks at the UN really do figure they owe it to themselves to live a little.
Keeping a weather eye on The Heelers Diaries.
You've got to admire their taste.
Now get this.
Here is the news.
There's a genuine Islamic terror conspiracy seeking not to conquer the world but destroy it. The terrorists have blown up trains in London and Madrid. They've committed mass murder in the US. They are currently guided, sourced and supplied from United Nations member States including Iran, Syria and every two bit dictatorship in North Africa, the Middle East and Southern Asia.
And back at headquarters the elite of the UN intelligence gathering operation, are spending their Sunday afternoons monitoring Hoddlebun, Paddy Pup and the Mammy.
Words fail me.
They genuinely do.
"Here's larks," thinks I, settling down in the plush armchair reserved for my use in the front room at the chateau. I was expecting a quiet read.
My eyes widened moments later when they fell upon the following.
Visit Detail: 28 January, 4.30pm.
Domain Name: Unknown.
Internet Service Provider: United Nations Logistics Base, Northern Italy.
Well, well, well, as we do say in the trade.
You should have seen me folks.
My handsome features creased into a perplexed frown. My pale blue eyes took on a steely quality.
So the old spooks at the UN really do figure they owe it to themselves to live a little.
Keeping a weather eye on The Heelers Diaries.
You've got to admire their taste.
Now get this.
Here is the news.
There's a genuine Islamic terror conspiracy seeking not to conquer the world but destroy it. The terrorists have blown up trains in London and Madrid. They've committed mass murder in the US. They are currently guided, sourced and supplied from United Nations member States including Iran, Syria and every two bit dictatorship in North Africa, the Middle East and Southern Asia.
And back at headquarters the elite of the UN intelligence gathering operation, are spending their Sunday afternoons monitoring Hoddlebun, Paddy Pup and the Mammy.
Words fail me.
They genuinely do.
posted by heelers | 2:48 AM
2 Comments:
That's very odd. Really weird!
Your friend works for the U.N., is that correct? Is he working in Italy?
My theory is that somewhere in Italy in a room full of computers, the person who's in charge of the network runs a weekly report to see what sites the employees are visiting. Then he checks the most frequently visited sites and if he doesn't like them, he blocks them.
This person is not a fan of the U.S. and British forces being in Iraq. So when he finds "The Heelers Diaries" popping up regularly on your friend's internet usage report, he takes a look, finds your recent piece about the Husseins, and vindictively blocks the site.
Maybe he knows your friend and bears him a little grudge already?
Seriously, it has to be something like this.
Hmmmm....I think that's a good theory Gen, I'm not sure whether anyone has to actually be in Italy, it could be where the UN internet traffic goes through, but your theory does make sense, that plus Chamki's that they are just simply paranoid about blogs anyway.
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