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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

sympathy with the feldwebel

Feldwebel Steiner gulped.
The entire prisoner compound was empty and a gaping hole under the wire showed where they had all escaped.
He turned to Captain Kluger.
"Zey are all gone," he gasped.
"Yes," said Captain Kluger, "report the matter at once to General Von Kikinzebawlz."

Monday, January 15, 2018

pro milo

"Don't you think it's terrible?" said the lady.
"Ah not really," I answered mellow as I get.
"But look what they've done," she spluttered.
"Most of the allegations haven't been tested in a court of law," I told her.
"That makes no difference."
"It does, yeah."
"What difference does it make?"
" Listen to me. These claims of molestation against Hollywood producers are primarily emanating from  ageing courtesans looking for a pension. That's what's going on. The actresses making their clearly coordinated claims don't pass the smell test. And let me tell you, if Harvey Weinstein was foolish enough to go into a hotel room with Dario Argento's daughter, my concerns in that case would be solely for the safety of Harvey Weinstein. A billionaire alone with a girl like that is not necessarily the most powerful person in the room. I'm just saying. Then there's the accusations against television presenters, none of which, mark you, have been subjected to legal scrutiny or defence before a Judge and Jury, and all of which, mark you, have a flavour of arbitrary vengefulness, score settling, cynical opportunism and extortion. Bringing us neatly to the ludicrous claims involving British politicians patting female journalists knees. These are faintly evocative of an episode of the Benny Hill show and would be absolutely hilarious except for the fact that the guys are killing themselves when their reputations are casually ruined by a tricoteuse media seemingly intent on replacing presumption of innocence with presumption of guilt. Oh! You might have noticed that an awful lot of the American cases are being handled by Gloria Allred or by Goria Allred's daughter who is Gloria Allred by another name."
"What's your point?" fumed my friend.
"Gloria Allred is a shakedown artist. Her actions are the conflict theory feminist equivalent of the Reverend Jesse Jackson's race baiting shakedowns of the 1980's and 1990's. Thirty years ago, Jesse Jackson had devised a business model using public sensitivity about black issues, whereby he went to large corporations, accused them of not employing enough black people, and accepted million dollar payments from them in order to go away. It was a classic shakedown and it made him a multi millionaire. Gloria Allred has devised a million dollar feminist shakedown of her own. Of course in her client Gretchen Carlson's case it was a twenty million dollar shakedown. But the point stands. The methodology is always the same. Gloria Allred coaches her clients, prepares a series of allegations against the targeted wealthy celebrity du jour, often based on tenuous uncorroborated claims of purely notional wrong doing, and then springs her trap with multiple claimants timed to emerge simultaneously in a media blitz. It's the perfect blagg. Gretchen Carlson's victim Roger Ailes is dead by the way. Would you shoot someone for twenty million dollars. Gloria Allred and Gretchen Carlson would. In fact they did. Two Labour Party politicians in England are dead as well following similar tosh talk character assassinations. It looks like the pols suicided. These shakedowns and score settlings come with a body count you know. They're not victimless crimes. And like I said so far none of these slanderous gold digging ruinations of reputations, none of them I say, have been tested in open court."
"That makes no difference," she cried.
"Do you really think it makes no difference?" I asked.
"None whatsoever."
"You think an allegation should be enough to destroy someone?"
"This sort of allegation, yes."
"In that case my darling... who could stand?"

Sunday, January 14, 2018

to the overthrow

the worm things from the soft earth
in the rainfall night crawl forth
onto pavement doorstep or road
into the concrete certainty of death

they do not think but they know
that in a darkness yet to fall
there will be an overthrow
and those who rule will crawl

and those who crawl will rule
though tonight in their impossible thousands they die
crushed under wheel trampled under foot
conquered by a nation that knows them not

wouldn't it be great

Watching Pope Francis during some ceremony on television.
He is advising a group of women to feel free to breast feed their babies in the Sistine Chapel.
Oh for a Scottish accent to shout up:
"If you want to see a bit o' tit laddie, you'll pay for it like everyone else."

the feldwebel's dictionary

EU: Exclamation of disgust favoured by teenage American girls. Also, European political project to collapse borders, debauch the peasantry, and end sovereign nationhood by replacing the Christian faith with a culture of sensual gratification, drugs, abortion, euthanasia, and suicide.

Marble: Small glass orb used as a play thing by children. Also, basic unit of mental health.

Popular Fiction: (generic noun/misnomer) Books no one wants to read or buy.

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

the crunch question

Question: Of the 1.72 billion abortions of unborn children now believed to have taken place worldwide in the past forty years, how many have involved the loss to humanity of a Shakespeare, a Moses, an Isaac Newton, a Jane Austen, a Pope John Paul The Great, a Benazir Bhutto, a Vincent Van Gogh, a Natasha Khan, an Eric Satie, a Daniel O'Connell, a Geronimo, a Queen Elizabeth, a Mahatma Gandhi, a Mother Teresa Of Calcutta, a Lao Tzu, a Nabeel Qureshi, a Mick O'Dwyer, a Jerzy Popieluszko, a Beethoven, an Abe Lincoln, a Dark Lady of the Costa Cafe in Smithfield, a William Blake, a Mariam Baouardy, a David Berlinski, a Miguel De Cervantes, an Ennio Morricone, a Quanah, a Thomas Aquinas, a Morgan Tsvangirai, a Joan Of Arc, an Alexander Solzhenitsyn, a Pastor Richard Wurmbrand, a Kateri Tekekwitha, a Tolstoy, a Gabriel Faure, a Saint Augustine of Hippo, a Henry Ford, a Muhammad Ibn Musa Al Khwarizmi, a Florence Nightingale, a Churchill, a Ludovico Einaudi, a Pocahontas, a Father Ragheed Aziz Ghani, a Richmal Crompton, an Enid Blyton, a PG Wodehouse, an Aung San Suu Kyi, a Maria Callas, a CS Lewis, a Margaret Thatcher, an Arno Penzias, a David Ben Gurion, or a Jesus?

Answer: 1.72 billion of them.

Monday, January 08, 2018

magnificent flotilla manoeuvring in time

The Catholic Church is a fleet of ships.
The flag ship of the fleet is the Papacy, that is to say the person and office of the Pope in Rome and his government in the Vatican.
The ships are bringing the treasure of God's glory, a cargo of truth, love, and liberation, across the ocean of time to humanity.
There are other fleets sailing with us.
The ships of the Maronite Church in Lebanon and the Chaldean Church in Iraq are in close formation with ours along with the Armenians and several other equally ancient Churches.
We are as one.
The ships of many Protestant Churches have at times clashed with ours but in the mystical sense many Protestants are our allies and also sail in formation with us.
Protestants have taught us much about love for the word of God. American Protestants have given heroic witness in defending the sanctity of life of the unborn child. There are many Protestants whose joy in church is a banner of light for all believers.
The ships of the Orthodox Churches of the East present a wondrous array in history and eternity in a fleet as beautiful and fearless as our own.
They too are close to us.
The ships of Israel are on the same sea and have been on it far longer than any of us, and we share a common destination with them.
We regard the Jewish people as our fathers and mothers in faith.
To them belong the promise and the patriarchs.
We rejoice in the prophecy that at the time of the end, ten men of every nation will pluck a Jew by the sleeve and say: "Tell us about God because we know God is with you."
We recall the mystic truth that God has made himself known to all humanity through the Jews.
That is why the devil has sought to destroy them so avidly in every era.
He will not succeed.
These glorious and splendidly massed fleets present a wondrous array upon the currents of the cosmos.
And what of the serried battleships of the Mohammedans?
Will they too one day sail with us?
I have found it difficult to imagine this.
But what is impossible for man is not impossible for God.
In our 2000 year voyage sometimes the flag ship of the Catholic Church has been poorly led or corruptly led.
It requires wisdom to address such things since the flag ship is leading the whole fleet and many other fleets, and is a guide and lode star for yet more unseen and undreamed of fleets upon the ocean of time.
Every unholy slaughterous communist, nazi, jihadi, freemason, or devil worshipper who ever lived has sought to interdict the treasure of God's truth from reaching humanity by hijacking or sinking the flag ship of the Catholic Church which is the Papacy or by scattering and separating the other ships from it.
We don't want to help them in their satanic attacks.
We must not inadvertently divide the fleet through our juvenile short sightedness or our egotistical rancour or our frivolous disagreements or our limited intellects.
The flag ship of the Catholic Church is a symbol in many lands, in many times and to many beleagured and free peoples.
The Catholic Church seeks to be aware of all these as she makes her decisions and to keep them all in mind as she plots her course.
The flag ship of the Catholic Church continues to be a much sought after prize for the enemies of truth.
Even someone like me who believes the present Pope the man once known as Jorge Bergoglio and now styled Pope Francis, is a usurper occupying a place that is not his, even I, I do not brook mutiny lightly.
If the Papacy sinks, then the other ships of the fleet may easily be dispersed and hunted to destruction one by one on the ocean of time.
There is a lot at stake.

Sunday, January 07, 2018


A children's home called Haut La Garenne on the island of Jersey is under investigation.
Allegations have emerged of serial sexual abuse, ritual violations, rapes and murders, taking place at the home.
The large number of allegations along with several other items of evidentiary information which have come into the public domain, point to many decades of violation, abuse, rape and murder of children at Haut La Garenne.
My analysis is that Haut La Garenne was used by a satanic cult for the ritual abuse of children.
My analysis is that this cult involves many levels of society on the island of Jersey, including political and law enforcement figures as well as prominent members of the business community.
I am disquieted by the manner in which the investigation is being handled.
I am disquieted that all members of staff who have at any time worked at Haut La Garenne have not been arrested, detained and interrogated.
I am disquieted that the senior officer investigating the case has been removed from the investigation.
I am disquieted at the manner in which the new senior officer investigating the case has dismissed many of the more serious allegations.
I do not believe the current investigators are seeking the truth.
I call on all men and women of good will to boycott the island of Jersey.
I call on all men and women of good will to boycott the products, people, industries, and holday resorts of the island of Jersey.
I call on all fund managers, investment comptrollers, and banking executives to divest immediately from the island of Jersey.
I call on Teresa May Prime Minister of Great Britain to take personal responsibility for the investigation.
I call on Queen Elizabeth the Second to intervene directly in this case, so that the murdered, raped, violated and ritually sacrificed children of Haut La Garenne will at last receive some form of justice.
There is no excuse for acquiescing in the child murders, rapes, ritual satanic sacrifices and sundry other tortures and violations, which have taken place at Haut La Garenne on the island of Jersey before the eyes of the world.
End this.
Bring the murderers to account.
Do it England.

Monday, January 01, 2018

ring out wild bells

(Special guest blogger Alfred Lord Tennyson)

Ring out, wild bells, to the wild sky,
The flying cloud, the frosty light:
The year is dying in the night;
Ring out, wild bells, and let him die.

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Ring out the grief that saps the mind,
For those that here we see no more;
Ring out the feud of rich and poor,
Ring in redress to all mankind.

Ring out a slowly dying cause,
And ancient forms of party strife;
Ring in the nobler modes of life,
With sweeter manners, purer laws.

Ring out the want, the care, the sin,
The faithless coldness of the times;
Ring out, ring out my mournful rhymes,
But ring the fuller minstrel in.

Ring out the pride in place and blood,
The civic slander and the spite;
Ring in the love of truth and right,
Ring in the common love of good.

Ring out old shapes of foul disease;
Ring out the narrowing lust of gold;
Ring out the thousand wars of old,
Ring in the thousand years of peace.

Ring in the valiant man and free,
The larger heart, the kindlier hand;
Ring out the darkness of the land,
Ring in the Christ that is to be.