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Wednesday, June 19, 2019

the two murderers of ana kriegel

1. In whose interest is it that the two murderers have not been named? As a citizen I want them named. As a citizen it does not meet my requirement for justice that teenagers or anyone else should be allowed to commit crimes of kidnap, murder, rape, torture and systemic violation against anyone let alone a 13 year old girl, without being named.They were 13 years old when they killed Ana. Ana was herself 13 years old. She's been named. Since the two killers were old enough at 13 to kidnap, torture, rape and murder her, why not name them? They are now 14. Are they from gangland IRA mafia drug dealing families perhaps? I think we should be told. Have social services moved to take any other children from those families into care? I think this should be a priority.

2. Why were the two teenage killers allowed to leave the courtroom by a liberal Judge while the list of injuries they had inflicted on Ana was being read out? Surely if they were capable of slaughtering the girl in the way they did, we could expect them to sit through a listing of precisely what they did to her. The delicatesse of Judge Liberal is unacceptable to me in these circumstances.

3. Why is Judge Liberal already claiming that he cannot give the two murderers life sentences? I think we could all get around to accepting life sentences for them.

4. Why has the full extent of what these two so far nameless murderers did to Ana not been revealed? Why are the media and the professional law enforcement class protecting the killers and their families by not releasing full details of what they did to Ana Kriegel before they murdered her?

5. Why have the devil worship activities of the two murderers been almost completely omitted from reportage and commentary in the media?

Thursday, June 13, 2019

the uncle jayums problem page

Dear Uncle Jayums.
Is the Irish Times really a newspaper of record? What does that mean if it is?

Dear Confused.
The Irish Times is indeed a newspaper of record.
It holds the record for advocating the most barbarisms over a five decade period of any publication in the history of newspaper journalism.
From rooting for the Russians during the Cold War, to justifying Chairman Mao's merciless enslavement of China, to legitimising African dictatorships, to abortion, to claiming Saddam Hussein was entitled to annex Kuwait, to euthanasia, to the IRA, to contraceptavist promiscuity, to assisted suicide, to telling kids they might be one of 57 different genders, to advocating mutilating sex change operations which don't work, to promoting the collapse of immigration law, to orchestrating media pogroms against the Catholic Church, to seeking to decriminalise mafias by legalising drug use, to denying the existence of a worldwide Muslim Jihad against the human race, to promoting conflict theory feminism, to insert name of barbarism here...
The Irish Times has rooted for them all.
In second place comes the hilariously named Independent newspaper group.
In third is the Irish national fraudcaster the Bolshevick RTE.
A lame fourth is the Beobachter Zeitung.
Uncle Jayums

Sunday, June 09, 2019


mountains liszting
through the dawn
choruses of birdsong
elgar the forests
with bliss
kiss the hedgerows
bumblebees beethovening
in rosebushes
river mists
mozart the landscape
eternity dances
forward and back

was the irish independent newspaper group capable of lending itself to the framing of deceased broadcaster jimmy savile on trumped up allegations of child abuse

The Independent Newspapers group has settled a libel case with the politician Dana Rosemary Scallon with a six figure payout. The undisclosed amount is in the hundreds of thousands of dollars range. A newspaper styled the Sunday World which is owned by the Independent, group slandered Dana during its reportage of a false child abuse allegation by a third party against Dana's brother John. The Independent group has released a statement admitting defamation in its still unexplained publishing of a groundless smear against Dana.
Before entering politics, Dana  Rosemary Scallon had a reputation as a Christian and was formerly famous as a singer.
She remarked after the admission of liability by Independent Newspapers: "What happened to me can happen to anyone. For that reason I decided for the first time not to let the untrue word stand unchallenged. In doing this I echo the same stance taken by Sir Cliff Richard, Louis Walsh, and others."

Thursday, June 06, 2019

star trek 27 the search for acting lessons

Sulu: "Klingon warbirds decloaking off the larboard bow, Captain."

Kirk: "Larboard? You sure?"

Sulu: "They vary it sometimes."

Kirk: "Engineering! Scotty! Give me Warp Factor One. Now!"

Scotty: "I dinnae ken Cap'n?"

Kirk: Warp Factor One! I need it! Now Mister!"

Scotty: "You need Warp Factor One?"

Kirk: "Yes."

Scotty: "And what's that when it's at home?"

Kirk: (Patiently) "Make the ship go at light speed so we can escape the Klingons who are trying to kill us."

Scotty: "You want me to make the ship go at the speed of light?"

Kirk: "Yes, please."

Scotty: "No can do."

Kirk: (Hopefully) "You mean... She'll nae take it?"

Scotty: Don't be talking shite Cap'n.

Kitk: "I need answers man. Answers."

Scotty: (Patiently) "The ship is an object. To go at the speed of light our ship would have to be transformed into a wave form energy. Think beyond vapourisation. Think beyond atomisation. Think beyond those again. No star ship could survive being vapourised. Nor could the rest of us incidentally. Steering us and the ship supposing we had been transformed, at the speed of light would be analagous to trying to steer steam from a kettle."

Kirk: "Anal Gus? Who's he? Scotty, I don't know what's wrong with you but if you don't get us out of here at Warp Factor One, Light Speed, we're all going to die."

Scotty: "You're straying dangerously close to..."

Kirk: "The Orion nebula?"

Scotyy: "Nae laddie. Pure bollocksology. Listen to me. Light has no speed. It has no mass so it can have no speed."

Kirk: "Exqueeze me."

Scotty: "Light is three things at once. Firstly, Light is an emanating energy disruption.  Secondly, Light is the ripple effect of that disruption on a medium."

Kirk: "A medium? You mean the space time continuum?"

Scotty: "Aye. You might call it that but you'd be straying close to the Bollocks nebula again. Thirdly light is the experience of the first two elements through the medium of a human consciousness. If you remove any one of these three elements, what's there is not light. And an object or an organism cannot be light without being vapourised, atomised and a few things more besides which none of us in our right minds really want to happen to us. And even if we were actually transformed into a wave form emission, we would be only one element of three elements necessary for light, and in any case there could be no possible way to direct us from Point A to Point B. And no conceivable way of reconstructing us or the ship back from our scattered atoms. Do ye ken?"

Kirk: "Not really no."

Scotty: "Light speed is a contradiction in terms. There's no such thing Jimmy. Even for light itselves."

Kirk: "But we did light speed last week."

Scotty: "Nae laddie. It was just pretend."

Kirk: "Oh pooh. What speed can we go?"

Scotty: "About fifty miles an hour. But not till after my Irish Transport and General Workers Trade Union mandated tea break!"

Kirk: "Lieutenant Uhuru."

Uhuru: "Yes Captain."

Kirk: "Radio the Klingons. Tell them we surrender. And for crying out loud put on a trouser suit or something. The contemplation of your magnificent silken clad thighs is starting to distract me from more mundane things, like work."

Tuesday, June 04, 2019

when the revolution was expected in china

in the garden of my father
i first heard the gunshots from tiananmen square
i will never drink again this beauty
without hearing first the crying of the dying there

we will pray sometimes in the evenings
as the shadows lengthen into years
for there are prayers much softer than silence
and silences softer than tears

Thursday, May 30, 2019

what hath god wrought

Is the universe what we perceive.
Or is it our perception of it.
The most amazing thing about the collossal (to us) astral body we call the sun, is not the seemingly permanent continuous combustion of gaseous matter in a contained globular form, but our perception of it, our capacity to consider it, our savouring of notions of it.
The most amazing thing God made is our perception of everything he made.
The most wondrous inherently miraculous staggeringly beautiful aspect of reality is human consciousness of reality.
Consciousness is a most sublime gift of God to us.
He has made the creation glorious and he has made us the glory of his creation.
Praise him.

is it possible that the daily mail newspaper group was a party to the framing of deceased broadcaster jimmy savile on trumped up charges of child abuse

The Daily Mail has been ordered by the High Court in London to pay 3 million dollars to Melania Trump, wife of the US President, for falsely claiming that she was a prostitute. Mrs Trump was of course still alive when the Daily Mail attempted to destroy her.

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

der tod ist ein meister aus holles street

Another baby has been murdered through abortion at the National Maternity Hospital Holles Street in Dublin.
Even before the legalisation of abortion in Ireland the care facility had established quite the reputation for itself as a charnel house under the management of abortion activist Doctor Rhona Mahony and her brother in law Labour party apparatchik Doctor Peter Boylan.
Let's just say, you took your life in your hands if you booked in there.
The latest pseudo legal murder took place under the aegis of a new boss.
Having secured State sanction for killing unborn children, Mahony and Boylan have relinquished their positions as so called Masters of Holles Street and a fellow styled Professor Shane Higgins now directs the slaughter on their behalf.
The particular murder of which I speak is somewhat distinctive in that the parents of the murdered child were told by Holles Street staff that their baby if born would have a handicap, or in the favoured death camp euphemism of Holles Street, a fatal foetal abnormality.
With an inconvenient personhood being alleged against the baby, the morally debased parents sanctioned the killing of their own child.
Holles Street's Mengeloid doctors promptly murdered the baby and then informed the parents that their earlier diagnosis of fatal foetal abnormality was a mistake.
The parents are now expected to seek million dollar financial compensation for their murdering of their own child.
Ah the sophisticated liberals of modern Ireland.
So humane.
So aware of their rights.
And so on.
What I want to know is this.
Will all the conscienceless hitler nicht so jugend abortionists of the Kilcullen For Yes Campaign who so blithely cluttered up my home town last year campaigning for the legalisation of abortion with their ersatz coffee mornings and their spasticated "repeal" jerseys, will they now I ask, be campaigning for a new referendum to enable them to legally burst into the Camphill Community and the Kare Centre in order to execute (by the Judicial decree of a debauched peasantry) all the mentlers and handicaps who have dared to commit the crime of existing.
I think we should be told.