wedding out takes

Genius cousin Helen: So James can you accept that there are different paths.
Heelers: I suppose I'll have to.
Helen: So you've grown.
Heelers: Well, my acting skills have improved.

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The Mammy: (nudging her favourite son and whispering loud enough to wake the dead) Is that rock in the centre of the field a phallic symbol.
Heelers: Just stop.

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Pauline: The cousins did all the organising. Everything has been decided by democratic vote. I had no say at all.
Heelers: Pauline I took it on myself to conduct a last minute poll among the extended family. I'm afraid there's a narrow margin in favour of a Catholic church wedding.
Pauline: Cute.

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The Mammy: (misty eyed) Well, I hope it works out for them.
Heelers: If it doesn't you can blame the earth goddess.