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Thursday, December 06, 2007

sheikh down

Bleak winds roaring up the mountain passes of the Panjeshr valley.
A tangled misbegotten landscape.
The direst winds in creation are howling over the mountains in the last place God made.
The sheikh does not hear them.
He is standing on an outcrop of rock, staring down the valley.
At this moment he himself is like something carved from the landscape.
An elemental almost mythic figure.
You cannot see the blood on his hands.
Two of his bodyguards stand a little to one side.
They have stood there for hours.
No matter how cold it gets they will not dare to approach their master nor leave him.
"What's wrong with Osama?" shivers the smaller bodyguard. "He looks as sick as a parrot. In fact I haven't seen him look like this since the imperialist infidels rolled up to Tora Bora and we all suddenly realised it's much more fun slitting the throats of unarmed air hostesses on civilian aeroplanes than messing with the American and British armies. But what's gotten into him today?"
His friend shrugs.
"There's a rumour in the camp," he whispers back. "The sheikh has just lost a million quid in a bet with Grinny Ahmadinejad."

2 Comments:

Blogger Schneewittchen said...

Dear, dear Grinny, he has recently expelled the Canadian ambassador, just because the Canadian govt wouldn't accept either of his picks for ambassador to here, due to the fact that both of them had previously been involved in a famous hostage taking situation. Hmmmm.
Also, if he has won a bet with Osama, perhaps he can afford some kind of makeover, or failing that, some personal grooming products.

6:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heelers.
Actually I'm in Waziristan.
Osama

1:13 AM  

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