down the boozer

"Hey Heelers."
"What do you want?"
"I want to tell you something."
"Well, get on with it."
"The managing director and the editor are gone."
"Sneeran and Stalwart? They went a year ago. Tell me something I don't know."
"No. Not them. The two new ones. The ones who were in charge when you were fired three weeks before Christmas. They're both gone."
"You're shiting me."
"Would I shit about a serious thing like that!"
"Where did they go?"
"Presumably Heelers they've moved on to better things."


You know gentle travellers of the internet, it ill becomes a man of principle and discernment to take pleasure in the misfortune of any one.
On the other hand.
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