and now for some light relief

Hitler and Stalin are sitting at their customary table in a swish cafe overlooking the seventh ring of hell.
"What are you reading?" asks Stalin.
"The Irish Times," says Hitler.
"How did that get here?" wonders Stalin.
"Their readership has collapsed and they're leaving copies in cafes everywhere from hell to Bethlehem," explains Hitler.
"I hate the Irish Times," mutters Stalin.
"Me too," says Hitler.
"So why are you reading it?" asks Stalin.
"This is hell, I don't have a choice," explains Hitler.
"It could be worse, it could be Independent Newspapers," grins Stalin.
"Oh don't get me started about Independent Newspapers," groans Hitler.
"The anti Catholic bastards," avers Stalin.
"Indeed," agrees Hitler.
"Any news in it?" enquires Stalin indicating the rag in his friend's hand.
"Just more stuff about Muslim terrorists committing mass murder in every free country on earth," answers Hitler.
"Amazing that the same countries who kicked both our arses during World War Two and the Cold War seem to be having so much trouble with the Muslims," murmurs Stalin.
"Imagine what we could have done if the west had permitted unlimited immigration in our day," says Hitler shaking his head sadly.
"We were born too soon," muses Stalin.
"Forty years ahead of our time," assents Hitler.
"In our day you had to fight to invade a country," recalls Stalin.
"And there was zero tolerance for declaring yourself a refugee then blowing up tube trains," says Hitler.
"The Muslims have it easy, the present generation in the free world is in denial," says Stalin.
"Do you remember how these same free countries of the west turned their noses up at our murderous Nazi and Communist ideologies?" says Hitler with a wistful look.
"The present generation thinks freedom grows on trees," chuckles Stalin.
"I wonder how they'll like Sharia law," murmurs Hitler.