from our sports desk

The Leinster Leader (owned by British stock exchange quoted group Johnston Press) has advertised for a new editor.
By my reckoning if someone actually applies for the job and accepts it, that will make four editors in about a year for the now near legendary Leinster Leader.
Excuse me.
There's something I've got to do.
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And we're back.
Rumours have even begun circulating that the Leinster Leader and its owner Johnston Press may have been cursed.
I can now confirm these rumours are true.
Why just five minutes ago I cursed them myself.
The exact phrase I used was: "What a useless shower of miserable incompetent wh-ring f--k faced bast--ding wh-ring c--ts."
And I meant it to sting.




Note: James Healy was fired from the Leinster Leader three weeks before Christmas.