A BIT IRISH (by Medbh Gillard)

A moment of light relief as Mr James Healy, watched by admiring groupies, (aka Miss Philomena Breslin and Miss Siobhan Patterson) suits up for the role of WB Yeats in final rehearsals yesterday for the forthcoming production of Poets In Paradise at Kilcullen theatre.

The play will be performed at the theatre this Friday and Saturday 5th and 6th December, at 8pm nightly.

Tickets €10 per head.

Those without a head get in free.

Half price concession seats available for senior citizens, the unwaged, students, the cops, the mob, the broads, the Jihadis's, the aliens, UN spooks, members of management at the Johnston Press, Barack Obama voters, and Officer Savanelli of the Massachussetts State Police who is paid by the US government to be rude to Irish visitors arriving at Boston airport.

Proof of identity may be required for those seeking half price tickets, with the exception of Savanelli who'll just be taken outside and given a good root in the bawls for himself.