celebrating john fry week at the heelers diaries

Paddy English Man, Paddy Irish Man and Paddy Scotsman went into a pub.
The pub was empty except for one other person.
John Fry, Chief Executive Officer of the Johnston Press, was perched on a stool drinking at the bar.
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman immediately did an about turn and marched out of the pub.
"I'm not drinking with that fwightful boundah," said Paddy Englishman.
"Begorrah and bejabers you're right," said Paddy Irishman.
"Och aye he's a reet c--ks-ck-ng c---t," said Paddy Scotsman.
They went instead to the Insomnia Cafe near Trinity College and ogled the beautiful Brazilian waitress there all night long.
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Moral: Every dog has his pub.