the monica leech laugh in

Question: How many Johnston Press management executives does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Three. One to borrow half a billion quid from idiot banks to enable a buy out of every light bulb in the country. One to bankrupt the light bulbs once they've been taken over. And one to to oversee the receivership of every provincial light bulb in Ireland and Britain after the second guy retires on a fat pension.

(Newspapers surely? - Ed note.)