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Archbishop Diarmuid Martin, the Ayatollah Komeini, the Dalai Llama and Rabbi David Dalin had organised a secret meeting to discuss the possibility of all the great religions getting together to promote world peace.
The meeting was being held on an executive jet high above the Atlantic.
The only other people on board were the crew.
The religious leaders' secret conference had just begun when there was an explosion in one of the plane's engines.
"We're going down," screamed the pilot over the intercom. "We've got to lose weight or we'll all die."
At this point Rabbi Dalin stepped to the door of the plane.
"Hear oh Israel," he said, "the Lord our God is one God. Long live the faith of Abraham."
And he jumped out of the plane.
"That was good," screamed the pilot. "But it's not enough."
The Dalai Lama stepped up to the door.
"May all mankind know the courage, serenity and truth of meditation," he said. "Long live the Buddha."
And he jumped out of the plane.
"Still not enough," screamed the pilot desperately.
The Ayatollah Khomeini stepped up the door.
"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs," said the Ayatollah Khomeini. "Long live the Catholic faith."
And he chucked out Archbishop Diarmuid Martin.