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Thursday, June 03, 2010

today they said

Shane Dillon: "It's time for the Israeli government to cop on. Grow up."
(Mr Dillon had been on board a Hamas terrorist supply convoy which the Israelis commandeered on the high seas.)

James Healy: "Here we have Shane Dillon, an adult man wearing a tee shirt inscribed with the legend Sugar Puffs in large red letters above the image of a smiling monster face, to wit the advertising logo for the Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal, here we have Shane Dillon, so accoutred and so attired, having been thrown out of Israel for his self promoting attempts to supply a terrorist army called Hamas with a years supply of sugar puffs no doubt, here we have the great radical Islamist sugar puff crunching freedom fighter Shane Dillon, garbed a la sugar puff, telling the Israelis to grow up. This really must be the apocalypse."

Galen English (Daily Mail journalist's headline): "Israel sets our protestors free. Last five Irish detainees expected to return today."

James Healy: "They're not Irish Galen. And they're certainly not ours. Buying a passport from our corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government doesn't make them Irish. Phoning the Daily Mail for help with their propaganda doesn't make them ours. In any case Irishness isn't Fianna Fail's to sell. At least one of the protestors as you call them is a Muslim who goes by the name of Isam Ben Ali. If you put a letter L in young Isam's name you get a better idea where he's coming from. Three of the other individuals whom you styled OUR protestors, are in fact career leftists, namely the buffoonic Shane Dillon from the pseud colony of Blackrock, the Bolshevick Bolshoiter Fintan Lane, and the champagne peacenik Fiachra O'Loon. I kid you not. His name is really O'Loon. You couldn't make it up. But Galen. Why did you only name four of the Irish passport holders who returned to Ireland last night and whom you were so anxious to accredit with Irishness? Why didn't you name the fifth one? Is it because the fifth one is an Al Qaeda terrorist with a string of murders, tortures, rapes and etc etc's to his name? Is he a Libyan psycho by any chance with an Islamic death fetish and a blood lust for Sharia Law? Just wondering Galen. I think we should be told.

Brian Cowan (Irish Prime Minister): "I am warning the Israeli government that any harm to Irish citizens will trigger the most serious response."

James Healy: "Cowan you and your Muslim sympathisers in Fianna Fail are putting Ireland on the wrong side of history. It would be more in your line Cowan to explain to the Irish people why you have compelled the citizenry to accept liabilities potentially well in excess of 60,000 million pounds for the nonetheless doomed Anglo Irish Bank, a niche bank not among the top three in Ireland, and therefore not essential in any way to the functioning of our economy or currency, a bank which happens to be the preferred bank of Fianna Fail supporters, their friends, confederates and associates. Why have you concealed the identities of Fianna Fail members who obtained multi million dollar loans from Anglo Irish Bank and then defaulted on them? Why have you compelled the Irish people to stump up the cash to cover the defaulted bank loans of Fianna Fail supporters? And Cowan, do you really think that just because your Fianna Fail criminal antecedents Haughey and Ahern got away with arrant thievery, that you're going to get away with spending the nation into the third world merely in order to cover your own gambling losses and those of your confederates in crime? Tis far from Israel you were reared, you thieving gypsy bastard."

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