the rain in pakistan falls mainly on the jihadis

The head of the United Nations, a certain Mr Banky Moon, announced last week that the monsoon flooding through Pakistan was the worst disaster in modern history.

It isn't.

It isn't even close.

What it is, is an annual flood that has hit Pakistan every year for a thousand years.

The UN claims 1500 people have died in this year's floods.

The figure is most probably inflated as all UN figures are inflated when the UN is hot for international disaster fund cash.

Hundreds of millions of dollars are being thrown at the Pakistanis.

The Mussies are laughing all the way to the Banky.

In an ironic twist the floods devasting the Swat valley, struck just as Taliban terrorists returned to their hide outs there, fresh from killing ten western doctors who had spent years treating the poorest of the poor in Afghanistan.

The Taliban slaughtered the doctors in Afghanistan and then returned to Pakistan to announce that they had killed the doctors for the "crime" of telling Muslims about Jesus Christ.

This didn't stop Banky Moon and the UN from once more pouring fresh doctors, supplies and money into Pakistan's flood hit region which is of course the current head quarters of Al Qaeda on the planet earth.

Oh the humanity.

I mean if the UN wasn't requiring us all to clean up the Pakistanis' mess for them, why then the heroic peaceloving slaughterers of Al Qaeda and the Taliban who are based in Pakistan might actually have to take time off from inflicting mass murder on the rest of humanity and actually do a little work for a change.

Imagine the Jihadis having to dig their own flood defences instead of us doing it for them.

Imagine the Jihadis having to grow their own crops.

Imagine the Jihadis having to let any doctor who shows up stay alive for fear there might never be another one.

Oh we can't have that.

Send in the clowns.

By which I mean the UN.

Banky and the UN have become desperate to inflate the Pakistani death toll.

So now they're talking about cholera outbreaks.

That should juggle it up a bit.

And every now and then the UN adds a couple of million to the number of people they claim have been "affected" by the flooding.

At present they're telling us 20 million have been affected.

Presumably you can qualify for inclusion in that affected statistic simply by having gone a bit off your food parcel.

Still the UN is going to need a lot more cholera deaths to convince anyone that it's time to wade in with even greater largesse.

Banky's gonna have to fake the figures even more than he has been doing.

Failing that the Pakistani branch of the Taliban might lend a hand by killing a few more western doctors and claiming those as flood victims.

Every little bit helps, eh.

Interestingly enough some 1500 people also died in floods last week in China.

That figure is probably correct as it came from the Chinese government who had nothing to gain by exaggerating it.

I wonder why Banky rates the Pakistan floods as more significant than the Chinese ones.

There's something about Muslims, eh Banky.

As for his nonsense talk about the Pakistan floods being worse than any other disaster ever...

In Pakistan itself in 2005, in the exact same Swat region which has been hit by the present floods, an earthquake killed 85,000 people.

That disaster like the present one provoked much international hand ringing and free money hand outs.

Pakistan took the money, the international aid, and the food parcels.

Pakistanis continued their fifty year surreptitious terror war to secede Kashmir from India.

Pakistanis continued murdering their women and girl children in astonishing numbers (far higher numbers annually than have died in the present flood) for sundry crimes such as daring to go to school or bringing dishonor on their families by daring to get raped.

Pakistanis continued barbarising their boy children.

Pakistanis continued attacking India at every opportunity, in one terror mission shooting nearly 200 people to death in Bombay.

Pakistanis continued hiding Al Qaeda.

Pakistanis continued building nuclear weapons.

Yeah.

They didn't build any flood defences.

They didn't move their villages to high ground.

They didn't build water proof or earthquake proof houses.

That would have been too much like hard work.

Lummy.

They can't build flood defences for a monsoon that hits their country every single year.

But they can build A Bombs.

Anyone sending money to Pakistan now is f------ nuts.