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Local Yokel: "Hey Heelers. What are you praying for?"

Heelers: "I'm praying for the conversion of Sinead O'Connor."

Local Yokel: "I thought Sinead O'Connor already considers herself a Catholic. She even claims she's a priest, doesn't she?"

Heelers: "No, no, no. You misunderstand. I'm praying she'll convert to Islam. I think it'll do the Mussies good to have Sinead O'Connor hanging out at the mosques for a while. She's shed quite enough of her light on the Christian religion for one lifetime. And maybe when she's finished reforming Islam, she'll have a whack at the Buddhists. That should really give em something to chant home about."