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Friday, April 08, 2011

the ayatollah khomeini problem page

Dear Ayatollah Khomeini.
I love my family but sometimes they really get on my nerves. The children are quite unruly when I wake them for school. My wife often serves up the same old dinners time and time again. What should I do?
Mohammed, Somalia.

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Dear Mohammed.
Hack off their heads with a machete.
The Ayatollah.

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