the monica leech laugh in

A man goes up Mount Sinai and cries out in desperation:
"God do you exist?"
There is silence for a moment and then...
"I do," sez God.
"And do you feel the passing of time the way we do?" demands the man.
"No," sez God. "For me a million years is like a minute."
"And what's a million dollars like?" wonders the man.
"For me a million dollars is like a penny," sez God.
"Oh Lord ever living and true, give me a penny," prays the man most fervently.
"I will in a minute," sez God.