the truth about snurds and blurgles

"The people at this funeral can be divided into two groups," I inform Doctor Barn during intermission. "Members of the first group embrace me with a hug and a kiss. Those in the second group brush past without so much as a nod or a wink."
"Why do you think that is?" wonders Doctor Barn.
"The first group haven't read my blog," I reply humbly.