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Monday, April 02, 2012

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The anti Catholic Irish Independent newspaper today lauded Prime Minister Enda Kenny for what it called his determination and integrity.
As per usual the anti Catholic Irish Independent carried two glossy and utterly unnecessary photos of Enda Kenny in case we'd forgotten what he looked like, since yesterday.
The anti Catholic Daily Mail only carried one.
The Sunday edition of the anti Catholic Irish Daily Mirror carried three.
They're all playing the same game.
It's a game called Cosy Up To The Anti Catholic Prime Minister And Maybe He'll Give You Tax Payer's Money For Your Bankrupt Newspapers.
Pathetic bstaads, the lot of them.
Anyhoo.
In particularly sycophantic form, today the editor of the Irish Independent wrote: "Kenny is like a poker player who has been dealth a dreadful hand... And he's refusing to resort to bluffing."
Lordy.
Such naivete in ones so young.
The hand he was dealt indeed.
Enda Kenny is significantly different from the glowing description being proffered of him by the editor of the anti Catholic Irish Independent.
He is different in the following ways.

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TOP TEN WAYS ENDA KENNY DIFFERS FROM THE ANTI CATHOLIC IRISH INDEPENDENT'S SYCOPHANTIC DESCRIPTION OF HIM

1. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Prime Minister Enda Kenny, a weak, vacuous, vapid, venal hairstyle of a man, to close Ireland's embassy to the Vatican.

2. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to falsely maliciously and malignly accuse the Vatican of obstructing Irish government enquiries into child abuse.

3. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to allow his atheistic Minister for Justice Alan Shatter to criminalise the Catholic ceremony of Confession with legislation neither the Nazis nor the Communists ever attempted.

4. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to allow bigotedly Marxian atheist Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn to seize Catholic run schools.

5. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to purchase for ten billion quid on behalf of the nation a worthless gangster bank called AIB which just happens to have on its Board of Management a plush bottomed scruff called Lochlainn Quinn, the brother no less of bigotedly atheistic Marxian Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn. Lochlainn Quinn is the proud owner of a vineyard in France for which he paid 30 million quid. Lochlainn Quinn is being allowed keep his vineyard even though the impoverished Irish people are being compelled to pay for his gambling losses and thievery at AIB. Ah yes. If you look across Ireland of an evening, as the sun sets on our economy, our culture, our ancient faithfulness to the beautiful and true Catholic religion, on our heritage, on our very lives our very souls no less, you can almost hear Lochlainn Quinn singing a la Maddonna Ciccone: "Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa don't preach, I'm on losing streak. But I've made up my mind. I'm keeping my vineyard. Yeah. Gonna keep my vineyard."

6. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to bring almost every other worthless gangster bank as well as the aformentioned AIB, into public ownership using money borrowed against the impoverished citizenry. The latest worthless gangster bank to be so acquired is the EBS. As per usual Enda Kenny paid top dollar for something that is worth nothing. That is to say he borrowed billions of dollars against the future of the citizenry, and left the citizenry and unborn generations liable for his borrowings, in order to purchase something that is worth nothing. Again.

7. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to continue to pour thousands of millions of dollars into the ultimate bankrupt gangster bank formerly styled Anglo Irish Bank, the bailout of which was used by his predecessors in government the corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail party as an excuse to loot the treasury and whose bailout was singlehandedly responsible for bringing Ireland into the third world overnight. Anglo was literally a gangster bank by the way. It was systematically robbed by its own Chief Executive Sean Fitzpatrick and other corrupt senior management figures through an asset stripping process whereby multi billion dollar loans were lavished on an outside coconspirator called Sean Quinn who along with his progeny Peter Quinn and Sean Quinn Junior, and their hideous wives, mistresses and cat Tiddles, then laundered the money through and on behalf of their copious IRA terrorist nouveau rackateer and Russian gangster accomplices. Lovely lovely people. They have burgled every household in Ireland in perpetuity.

8. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to continue paying at public expense the Boards of Management, Executives and staff at Ireland's newly sovietised banks, exorbitant salaries, funny money wages that they are not now earning, nor indeed have they ever earned.

9. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to remain indifferent when his Minister for Finance Michael Noonan issued a highly prejudicial statement of support for one of Ireland's leading white collar gangsters, the above mentioned Sean Quinn, a man who was key to the robbery of billions of dollars from the above mentioned Anglo Irish Bank, through an above mentioned criminal asset stripping process whereby corrupt Anglo Irish Bank staff robbed their own above mentioned bank via above mentioned billion dollar loans to the above mentioned odious Sean Quinn and his equally odious and above mentioned corrupt family, which absolutely illegal and corruptly obtained loans Sean Quinn and his family never hoped nor intended to repay, in a thoroughly invidious lending process which also involved the above mentioned ultra corrupt Anglo management then receiving hundred million dollar back handers under the table from the same above mentioned Sean Quinn and his newly agrandised above mentioned family, and afterwards when the above mentioned Anglo Irish Bank collapsed as it had to having been so above mentioned and blatently burlged by its own staff in collusion with the above mentioned Sean Quinn who was also facilitated by the way with a couple of extra above mentioned billion dollar loans just to build up an illegal 25 percent shareholding in the very bank that was giving him these loans and limitless untold other loans, leaving the above mentioned Sean Quinn sitting back and laughing all the way to the above mentioned bank as Ireland's ruling pseudo elite politicians from the corrupt kleptocatic Fianna Fail party and their more recent successors in the atheistic Marxian anti Catholic Fine Gael Labour combo government at his bidding spent Ireland into the Third World overnight in order to cover up the above mentioned burglarisation of Anglo Irish Bank and the above mentioned looting of the treasury and the above mentioned instant impoverishment of the next five hundred generations of Irish citizens. But I digress. Justice Minister Michael Noonan, on foot of all this remarked: "I feel sorry for Sean Quinn." So we all know who he's working for. And Enda Kenny is leaving Michael Noonan as our Minister of Finance. So we all know who Enda Kenny is working for too. Hint: It's not us.

10. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to pack the Judiciary with atheistic Marxian anti Catholic judges drawn from the ranks of failed Fine Gael and Labour Party political candidates.

11. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to impose a poll tax on every householder in Ireland, while absolutely failing to cut back the exorbitant salaries of parliamentarians, uncivil servants, teachers, nurses, lawyers, corrupt cops, and indolent soldiery.

12. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to engage in continual round the world trips in a pathetic attempt to drum up positive headlines for himself and to avoid facing public fury at the closure of the Vatican embassy. His most recent trips on the public dime were a showboating holiday in New York followed immediately by yet another showboating holiday in China. These things don't come cheap. But why worry. Only the citizenry are starving.

13. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to pay his personal adviser two hundred grand a year, having promised to cap such salaries at a ridiculously high in any case ninety grand.

14. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to tolerate his Ministers annually paying their advisers public money higher wage than the President of Russia.

15. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to tolerate the practice of hiring corrupt developers by the National Asset Management Agency NAMA, the State organisation which was formed to seize properties from corrupt bankrupt developers, all of whom had been engaged in the banks' illegal burglarising of themselves through the acceptance of loans they could never repay and the commensurate payment by the same newly aggrandised corrupt developers to the bankers themselves of multi million dollar back hander bribes under the table. Nama was supposed to seize the properties of these corrupt bankrupt criminal developers. Instead Nama hired the developers as advisers and awarded them each half a million dollars a year in salaries. The salaries for these corrupt developers, who helped the corrupt banks to bankrupt Ireland, are being paid by the people of Ireland. I kid you not. This is beyond incompetence. This is criminal activity, outrageous, high octane and top notch.

16. Nothing in the hand Enda Kenny was dealt has forced him to accept the management at bankrupt banks which he now controls, paying themselves each three times the annual salary of American President Barack Obama.

17. Nothing in the hand he was dealt forced Enda Kenny to allow the workforces at bankrupt gangster banks to restyle themselves as civil servants, thereby obtaining the same vastly excessive pay rates, pension entitlements, bonuses and privileges which Irish civil servants routinely accord themselves.

18. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has compelled Enda Kenny to fail to take action against government Minister Phil Hogan who sexually harassed a 70 year old woman at a golf do.

19. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has compelled Enda Kenny to be photographed with Irish gangster Denis O'Brien, who had previous bribed a Fine Gael Minister called Michael Lowry with five million lids in order to obtain a mobile phone licence that was worth a billion.

20. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has compelled Enda Kenny to take no action against the dissolute gangster criminal scum Michael Lowry.

21. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to allow gangster Denis O'Brien continued associations with the Fine Gael party.

22. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to look the other way while corrupt superthieves, the Drumms, the Gillian Bowlers, the Sean Quinns, et al (Particularly Al. I hate him.) up to their necks in the looting of Ireland's banks through false loans to people that would never repay, retain their liberty, their pomp, their privileges and their stolen billions.

23. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to allow the rackateering McCarthy Dundon gang to take over Limerick City.

24. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to acquiesce to the mafia gangs that rule Dublin.

25. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to take no action against Judge Liberals refusing to impose the ten year sentences on drug dealers mandated by Irish law.

26. Nothing in the hand he was dealt forced Enda Kenny to allow his Minister Frances Fitzgerald to suppress a report into the 198 children murdered in State care over the past ten years. The suppressed report focusses on just 110 of the murders. The real number of people dying in State care over the past ten years will be far higher than the 198 which I have currently managed to embarass them into admitting.

27. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to allow Judge Liberals to jail 7000 honorable decent Irish citizens last year for non payment of parking fines.

28. Nothing in the hand he was dealt has forced Enda Kenny to permit Judge Liberal and the Courts service to release serial killers like Larry Murphy, Sean Courtney, Michael Bambrick, and Malcolm McArthur into the community.

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