who shot mark steyn

Season premiere...

(At the end of last season's cliff  hanger episode viewers saw Mark Steyn apparantly being shot either shot by Muslim Jihadis, or by his lawyer, or by a former business collaborator called Mark Katz, or by climate change fictioneer Michael Mann who claims Steyn has libelled him, or by some unknown blogger he keeps plagiarising but whose name he can't remember.)

Theme tune: Ner ner ner, nerdle ner ner.

Camera tracking shot on sumptuous bedroom. There is an adjacent shower. A rather attractive woman by any standards emerges from the shower and covers herself with a towel. There is a man in the room.

Pamela Ewing: (Reacting to the man's presence) "You! But it can't be."

Mark Steyn: "But it is."

Pamela: "How is that possible?"

Mark Steyn: "The whole last season of the Heelers Diaries was a dream."

Pamela: "You mean?"

Mark Steyn: "Yes. I'm still alive and I'm still plagiarising him."

Pamela: "Oh Bobby."

Mark Steyn: "Mark."

Pamela: "Right. Who am I again?."