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Thursday, October 08, 2020

from the heelers emails


On Thu, Oct 8, 2020 at 1:04 PM <rosebarrettod@gmail.com> wrote:
Hello there,

I just signed the petition "Minister for Health: PATisiran for PAT" and wanted to see if you could help by adding your name.

Our goal is to reach 100 signatures and we need more support. You can read more and sign the petition here:

http://chng.it/Vfbmwtkc7x

Thanks!
Rose


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For the attention of Rose Barrett O'Donoghue, editor of the Kildare Post newspaper...

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: James Healy
Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2020 at 8:42 PM
Subject: Re: Minister for Health: PATisiran for PAT
To: rosebarrettod <rosebarrettod@gmail.com>


O'Donoghue you Fianna Fail horror story.
A rose by any other name would be a ****ing eejit.
I'm sitting here eating raw bread and steinervortzels in a falling down house with no hot water, alone except for a neurotic budgie, two character driven dogs, and a parrot who absolutely refuses to pay rent and insists on augmenting his diet by ingesting the curtains and poohing on any of the few remaining armchairs which happen to be passing, while you... you edit your newspaper in palatial splendour surrounded by glittering sycophants, fawning politicos, toy boys and fear driven lackies, and you, you... you have the temerity to ask me for something.
Throw me a fricking bone.
Commission me to write something you horrendous gobshite. A man does not live on Fianna Fail propaganda crapweasal bollocksology petitions alone.
For ****'s sake.
James Healy

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From: Rose to JH

YOU gobshite!
I was out a job as soon as Covid hit!!
No Ballymore Bugle.
No Kildare Post.
No local reporting for the Leinster Leader.
But I'm alive.
By the way I mean this reply in the same irreverent tone as your own. Hope you're safe and well.
R.

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From JH to Rose.

Better than I deserved.

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