towards a theory of everything

 

One should not underestimate gregariousness in budgies

It is the ne plus ultra of the species

Squawks and chirrups syncopated

Convey a philosophy not so readily negated

It's true my little white budgie's attitude to quantum physics is defined

By certain dispositve quantities of her mind

In fact I dare say she considers all our syllogistic historiographical mathematical reasoning to be just talk

Reaily refuted by squawk, squawk, squawk

Budgie philosophers may thus quite legitimately conclude

That the human race is unutterably crude

Helplessly adrift in a maelstrom of chaos and disorder

But pausing occasionally to do useful things like cleaning out a budgie cage, filling up a seed dish or changing the water