my love is like a red, red metaphor

 

My love for you is more pretentious

Than WB Yeats' love for Maud Gonne,

My love for you is more tendentious

Than Oscar Wilde's love for Bayonne,

My love you is more swantentious

Than a swan's love for another swan.

My love for you is richer far

Than all the riches of Bill Gates,

My love for you is more of today

Than the latest hip hop music from the United States

My love for you is more mysterious

Than the hieroglyphics of the pyramid which by the way it predates.

My love for you is more ineluctable

Than galaxy A57068943,

My love for you spins faster

Than the eternal wheel of destiny,

My love is yours for a song

Okay then, 50p.