The Da Vinci Snurds

This film will not be a success because:

(a) Richie Cunningham has never ever directed an even half decent film.

(b) Tom Hanks, far from being the likeable fellow Hollywood producers believe him to be, is actually vaguely odious.

(c) In the dulcet Summer of 1998 when my brother Padre Peter was being ordained a priest, there was an outdoor celebration held in my home town. A ten year old girl, the daughter of a wealthy lawyer, beetled over to me and said these precise words: "James, how do you know Jesus wasn't married to Mary Magdalene?"
Ah yes.
The great and daring and original plot twist.
She should sue Dan Snurdface for plagiarism.