barak obama's kitchen cabinet

President: Barak Obama.

Vice President: Noam Chomsky.

Secretary of Defence: Michael Moore.

Department of Homeland Security: John Pilger.

Secretary of State: George Clooney.

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Cindy Sheahan.

Attorney General: Tom Hanks... Horrendous, horrendous, horrendous Hanks. Nominated to cabinet for his recent blame-America-for-Muslim-terror film Charlie Wilson's War. No doubt if Al Qaeda's illustrious air hostess conquering forces of Islamic fascism manage in the next couple of years to murder an extra few million non-Muslims (Hindus, Thais, Filipinos, Russians, Chinese, Africans, Israelis, Europeans, Yanks, they're at war with all of us) using their atomic bomb or their anthrax or some other way, no doubt Bloody Hanks will rush out a film showing how everyone but Muslim terrorists is to blame for every miserable cowardly racist murder Muslim terrorists commit.

Chairman of the Federal Reserve: Louis Farakhan.

Department of the Treasury: Katie Couric.

Ambassador to the United Nations: Oprah Winfrey.

Ambassador to the Vatican: Betty Shabazz.

Ambassador to the Communist Republic of Vietnam: Jane Fonda.

Ambassador to the Clintons: Monica Lewinski.

Ambassador to James Healy: Rhianna.

Ambassador to Hell: Germaine Greer.

Special Envoy to the Middle East: Vanessa Redgrave.

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Michelle Obama (If she's not still too ashamed of being an American to accept the job.)

Surgeon General: Madonna Ciccone.

Department of Surrender to Muslim Terror: All of the above.