from our sports desk

This morning in the city of London, the price of a share in the Johnston Press is nine point eight eight pennies.
That is 9.88p.
Up to now I never realised there was such a thing as 0.88 of a penny.
We live and learn.
The share price when the company fired me from the Leinster Leader less than a year ago was nearly £4.
Seriously though, they're doing a brilliant job.