poetry as sex trap

make me immortal with a kiss

william shakespeare used to say this

when himself and francis bacon were on the piss

or maybe just hanging out at sir walter raleigh's place in the sticks

it was a highly efficacious line for pulling chicks

in those innocent days of 1586

 

thy beauty it has brought me home

to the grandeur that was greece

and the glory that was rome"

thus spoke the bold sir edgar allen poe

the critics applauded and his mistress wasn't slow

to favour him with a smile of purest joy

and mutter something about come up and see me big boy

 

girl i'm going to be more subtle

than shakespeare poe or simon tuttle

who's he you cry and i don't know

he rhymes with subtle so in he goes

i give you only a time and place

my house tonight half past eight