are you a jihadi or a googlebot?

Social scientists now believe that the followers of James Healy's blog can be divided into two primary categories, either Googlebots or Jihadis. Are the pseuds of science correct in their assessment? And if they are, what does this make you bold reader? Are you a Googlebot or a Jihadi? Take the Heelers Diaries quiz and find out. If you dare!


1. When you get up in the morning, what is the first thing you do?
(a) Go surging down the telephone lines as a softare originated electrical impulse with the express intention of monitoring information stored on random websites.
(b) Shout Allah U Akbar, death to America, we will destroy the State of Israel, nyah ha ha G Force.
(c) Put on your John Fry monogrammed bath robe and phone your life style investigator to see if he's picked up anything new from the phone tap on James Healy.
(d) Check out the Heelers Diaries looking for story ideas.
(e) Take the blanket off the budgies.

Your score.
Mostly A's: You're a googlebot.
Mostly B's: You're possibly a Jihadi, or maybe just a merry fellow with a wry sense of humour. You should consider applying for a job in the United States army. Expect to advance to the rank of Major very quickly.
Mostly C's: You're a bollocks.
Mostly D's: You're Ian O'Doherty, Miriam Lord or some other uninspired anti Catholic abortionist craven working for RTE, Independent Newspapers, The Irish Times or The Daily Mail.
Mostly E's: You're James Healy. You handsome dog.