are you an anti catholic bstaad, a masturbatory bolshevick, or a hypocritical poseur

Are you an Irish Independent wielding anti Catholic bstaad, an Irish Times reading masturbatory pseudo intellectual bolshevick or a Daily Mail perusing hypocritical pornographic poseur?

Take this fun Heelers Diaries quiz and find out.

 

1. When you read a newspaper, do you prefer...

(a) The Irish Independent.

(b) The Irish Times.

(c) The Daily Mail.

(d) The Heelers Diaries.

 

Find out how you scored...

Mostly (a)'s: You're an Irish Independent wielding, drug using, hedonistic, vomitous, pagan, anti Catholic bstaad. I hope they shrivel up and fall off.

Mostly (b)'s: You're an Irish Times reading, masturbatory, pseudo intellectual, bolshevick who spent the cold war rooting for the Russians. May you die roaring.

Mostly (c)'s: You're a Daily Mail perusing, hypocritical, pornographic, poseur who believes in nothing and thinks God is a pharmaceutical company. Ea re sanguinolente doofe. (May you go beneath the earth retching blood, you doophus.)

Mostly (d)'s: Hey. It doesn't matter what you are. You're alright.