scene from the James Healy NBC, ABC, CBS Chistmas special variety concert

Heelers is spotlighted centre stage in shirt and tie.

A pianist is playing softly.

Heelers sings:

 

"Isn't it rich?

Aren't we a pair?

Me siding with the Americans in the War on Terror.

You trying to blow up passenger jets in mid air.

But where are the Muslims?

There's gotta be Muslims.

Send in the Muslims..."

 

From the wings a bearded Bin Laden enters and croons:

 

"Don't worry, we're here."