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Sunday, August 22, 2010

if music be the food of love...

The Rolling Stones concert with Serafina.
I'm not much into it.
Mick Jagger is a louche fellow and hardly a plantagenet.
Still it's difficult not to be impressed when they sing their signature tune Jumpin Jack Flash.
Mick sings:
"I was born
in a crossfire PC storm
obsessed
with the idea of debasing societal norms
but it's all right now
in fact it's a gas
it's allllll riiiight now
Jumping Judge Liberal
it's a gas gas gas.
Dern dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.
Dern, dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.
I was born
in a comparatively peaceful comparatively christian country
someone said what we gonna do about that
i said just leave it to me
but it's allllll riiiiight now
in fact it's a gas,
it's alllllll riiiiight now
i'm releasin serial killers n' closin down the church
it's a gas gas gas
Dern, dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.
Dern, dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.
I was born
in a wealthy suburb of dublin which was pretty cool
pretty soon
i realised i was born to rule
exercising exponential power from the bench
without ever bein elected
that was a gas
i ushered in the violent society through low sentences for drug dealers, for rapists and for murderers, and through imposing no sentences at all on banking and political kleptocrats, and through the executive fast tracking of policies like unrestricted immigration, life created and destroyed in test tubes, newspaper show trials for religious people, abortion, euthanasia, condom culture, divorce, promiscuity, and mussies
and anyone who opposes me is a racist
do you get the stench
cos
Jumpin Jack Liberal
he's a gas gas gas
Dern, dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern
Dern, dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.
I was born
with a silver spoon up my arse
and pretty soon
i realised it was made to last
and it's allllllll riiiiiight now
in fact it's a gas
it's alllllll riiiiiight now
i'm going to atheise ireland
and give citizenship to a million muslims
when they murder jews they use gas gas gas
and bombs
and guns
and suicide vests
and biological weapons
and atom bombs
and anything else they can lay their hands on
Dern dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.
Dern, dern,
dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern."

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