if music be the food of love...

The Rolling Stones concert with Serafina.

I'm not much into it.

Mick Jagger is a louche fellow and hardly a plantagenet.

Still it's difficult not to be impressed when they sing their signature tune Jumpin Jack Flash.

Mick sings:

"I was born

in a crossfire PC storm

obsessed

with the idea of debasing societal norms

but it's all right now

in fact it's a gas

it's allllll riiiight now

Jumping Judge Liberal

it's a gas gas gas.

Dern dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.

Dern, dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.

I was born

in a comparatively peaceful comparatively christian country

someone said what we gonna do about that

i said just leave it to me

but it's allllll riiiiight now

in fact it's a gas,

it's alllllll riiiiight now

i'm releasin serial killers n' closin down the church

it's a gas gas gas

Dern, dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.

Dern, dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.

I was born

in a wealthy suburb of dublin which was pretty cool

pretty soon

i realised i was born to rule

exercising exponential power from the bench

without ever bein elected

that was a gas

i ushered in the violent society through low sentences for drug dealers, for rapists and for murderers, and through imposing no sentences at all on banking and political kleptocrats, and through the executive fast tracking of policies like unrestricted immigration, life created and destroyed in test tubes, newspaper show trials for religious people, abortion, euthanasia, condom culture, divorce, promiscuity, and mussies

and anyone who opposes me is a racist

do you get the stench

cos

Jumpin Jack Liberal

he's a gas gas gas

Dern, dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern

Dern, dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.

I was born

with a silver spoon up my arse

and pretty soon

i realised it was made to last

and it's allllllll riiiiiight now

in fact it's a gas

it's alllllll riiiiiight now

i'm going to atheise ireland

and give citizenship to a million muslims

when they murder jews they use gas gas gas

and bombs

and guns

and suicide vests

and biological weapons

and atom bombs

and anything else they can lay their hands on

Dern dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern.

Dern, dern,

dern, dern, dern, dern, dern, dern."