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A novice monk rushes up to the Abbot at a Dominican monastery.

"Father I have a dilemma," exclaims the novice monk breathlessly.

The Abbot beckons him to speak further.

"I'm wondering is it okay to smoke while meditating," says the monk.

"Certainly not," responds the Abbot tartly.

"Well then," says the monk, "is it okay to meditate while smoking?"