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(The Irish national fraudcaster. A television station run by atheistic pseudo liberal bolshevicks but financed by compulsory taxation on the Christian citizenry of Ireland who are themselves prevented by law from setting up other television stations to compete with it. The wheel is rigged and it's the only game in town.)

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9.00 Delia's Kitchen. Cookery programme hosted by some spanner.

9.30 The Archbishop Diarmuid Martin Laugh In. Marxist propaganda programme featuring a Soviet era infiltrator of the Catholic Church.

10.00 Friends. I quite like Friends. This week Monica designs a website for a Fianna Fail Minister and charges the Irish people three hundred grand for the pleasure.

12.00 The Snurds. RTE sitcom set in a television station.

1.00 Midday News. Read by Joe Stalin or some other fully paid up piously hypocritical member of the National Union of Sodomites, I mean Journalists.

2.00 Murder She Wrote. Jessica is accused of being an arachnid.

3.00 Harridans In The Afternoon. Wimminy chat show presented by three hagerdotal galoots who are the cosmic antitheses of femininity. Oprah Winfrey's body lies a mouldering in the grave. The horror. The horror.

5.00 Vincent Brown Does Dallas. Early evening porno presented by ageing Maoist who gets off on sneering at the faith of our fathers. It is strange to me that a man like Brown who is so fascinated by the tiny minority of sex abuse victims who were violated by supposed members of the Catholic Church and so disinterested in the vast majority of sex abuse cases which have occurred at the hands of non Catholics, strange I say, that such a moral man, had no moral reservations at all about conducting a sexual relationship with mentally ill pop singer Sinead O'Connor. The enigmas endure.

6.00 The Anschluss. Programme celebrating the annexation of Ireland by drug scuzz hedonist atheistic pagan bankrupt readerless viewerless media groups, to wit The Irish Times, Independent Newspapers and, er, RTE. This programme will be replacing The Angelus on RTE schedules from now on.

6.30 Evening News. Among the brilliant news stories on offer this evening will be an account of population decline in a Northern Italian city. Yup. RTE apparently thinks this is the stuff we need to know. Let's be clear. RTE has sent reporter Colin Baines to Venice with a full production crew to film a three minute news segment about a gradual population decline in the city of Venice. They really did. I'm not making it up. While Ireland is going down the tubes, RTE reporters and cameramen and production executives are swanning around Venice earnestly analysing its population fluctuations while occasionally helping themselves to a few nights Bachanalian orgies in Venice's famous luxury hotels. Ah. They suffer for their art.

7.00 Dross. Two hour yawn fest presented by Yawny Mac Yawn. I can't believe we're forced to finance this yawning excuse for a television station. Yawn.

9.00 The Late Late Show. Chat show hosted by the eldest son of some Fianna Fail dynasty who is paid a million quid a year just to stand there. The host is whichever Fianna Failer's turn it is to have their son paid a million dollars a year for doing nothing. Ryan Tubridy I think it is at the moment. As talentless as my arse. And that's quare talentless. Tonight's programme features an all star panel consisting of atheistic infliltrator Archbishop Diarmuid Martin and selected child abuse victims who can be depended upon to toe the party line, falsely claiming that the majority of child abuse victims were abused by religious people. The vast preponderance of child abuse victims who were in fact abused, and continue to be abused, in Health Board care, in sports clubs, in hospitals, in schools and in the family home by non Christians, will as usual be ignored. Ireland's corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government have already stated that no compensation will be paid to children raped and murdered while in Health Board care or other forms of State care as Fianna Fail maintains paying compensation to such child abuse victims in these circumstances (as opposed to repeatedly suing the Catholic Church for the tiny minority of victims that can through legalistic contrivancy be laid at its door) would bankrupt the country. Understand this. The corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government, and the faceless apolitical elites who govern Ireland from the shadows of the Judiciary and the media, are willing to bankrupt the Catholic Church with an arbitrarily applied standard of fiscal responsibility towards victims, and at precisely the same time these same corrupt governmental elites are insisting that this same standard of responsibility will never be applied under any circumstances on behalf of other sex abuse victims, ie the vast majority of the overall number of sex abuse victims, who have been abused and murdered in State care and who apparently aren't going to be entitled to any compensation whatsoever solely because their victimhood is of no use to the vile cadre of atheistic hoor masters who are currently usurping parliarmentary and judicial power while trying to expunge the Christian religion from this land. The vast majority of sex abuse victims, 99.99 percent of them in fact, will therefore be accorded no compensation whatsoever by our corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government and Fianna Fail's aforementioned shadowy atheistic Judge Liberal/Humanist Society Of Ireland/Irish Times/Independent Newspapers/RTE puppet masters. Evil aren't they? Bear in mind. This is the same corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government which has just spent the country into the third world throwing 150 thousand million dollars at collapsed gangster banks, namely Fianna Fail's own bank of choice Anglo Irish Bank, along with Allied Irish Bank, Bank Of Ireland and every other toe rag financial institution in this poor beknighted newly enslaved Republic. They've got thousands of millions of dollars of free money to give to gangster banks but they've got nothing to compensate the children who have been violated, abused and murdered in State care through the negligence and/or complicity of this same Fianna Fail government and its shadowy Judicial, Civil Service and media puppet masters.
11.00 Kenny Live. Pat Kenny, another leftist who receives a million dollars of my money every year in salary, presents his own unique anti Catholic take on current events. Programme will conclude with Pat Kenny singing RTE's version of the national anthem:

"It's a lot like life.

But it's our reality.

We call it television

But you know it's just RTE.

Yeah, we're living life

Financed by you Peasantry

We're living life.

We're living life.

We call it

Masters And Servants.

Let's play

Masters And Servants.

Nern ner nern nern nern ner ner ner."

12.00 The Midnight Rant Show With James Healy. They'll never broadcast this. It's good to be back folks. Let the tyrants beware.