donal kinsellas first law of somnambulism

Kinsella's law states:
If you vote Fianna Fail and know what hotel room the bitch is staying in, you can terrorise her by hammering on her door stark buck naked three times in one night demanding sexual congress and Judge Eamon DeValera, a direct descendent of the founder of Fianna Fail, will still award you fifteen million dollars when you claim in court that your employers committed libel by releasing a damage limitation press release about your attempts to force a junior member of staff to have sex with you.

Corollary: Ireland's corrupt atheistic Fine Gael and Labour Party government is gambling. Ireland's corrupt atheistic Fine Gael and Labour Party government is gambling in closing the Vatican embassy, in facilitating Marxian atheist Ruairi Quinn's attempts as Minister for Education to seize Catholic schools, in facilitating Marxian atheist Ruairi Quinn's attempts as Minister for Education to terrorise ageing priests and nuns into paying ever increasing sums of money for the ever escalating ever more frivolous legal costs in trumped sex abuse cases which have nothing to do with them, in allowing bigoted anti Catholic Justice Minister Alan Shatter to legislate for government intrusion into Catholic confession boxes, in purchasing Ruairi Quinn's worthless brother Lochlainn's worthless Allied Irish Bank with fifteen billion dollars of public money, in paying corrupt civil servant Fine Gael and Labour Party apparatchiks twice the salary of the British Prime Minister, and in distributing abortion pills to children from Irish pharmacies. Yes. In all this and more Ireland's corrupt atheistic Fine Gael and Labour Party government is gambling. The corrupt atheistic Fine Gael and Labour Parties are gambling that the Irish people will never again vote for Fianna Fail with whom in any case Fine Gael and Labour are effectively coalescent in corruption. The atheistic Fine Gael and Labour Parties are also gambling that decent Irish people will never ever set aside our differences long enough to set up a new political party and break the monopoly on power in Ireland corruptly held by atheistic Fine Gael Labour Party Marxists, abortionists, kleptocrats, Free Masons, and Satanists, along with their friendly neighbourhood Fianna Fail Leeches (ie Monica Leech), naked apes (ie Donal Kinsella), and invidious politically appointed rackateer sponsored murderer releasing Judge Liberals (ie the De Valeras, Leonie Reynolds, Patricia Ryan et al. Particularly Al. I hate him.)