The Heelers Diaries

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

heelers 1st law of womanology

Heelers First Law states: You can tell an awful lot about a girl from the look in her eyes.
You can tell nothing from her silken clad thighs.

Corollary: To the modern lecher a come hither look is indistinguishable from a get-lost-creep.

Wankenstein's Axiom qualifies both laws as follows: Nobody knows what women want. Not even women.


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