out of the mouths of babes

Sitting on the couch.
On my left is ould Sexy Mac Sex the Spanish Au Pair.
On my right is one of the neighbour's kids, cute as a button.
This is a gimme.
Now to show the Spanish Au Pair how good I am with children.
Spanish Au Pairs love guys who are great with children.
And the kid thinks I'm great.
No contest.
Let's get ready for some real Heelers ham, schmaltz, sage advice and a reading from Doctor Seuss.
Here we go.
"James," says the neighbour's kid, "why aren't you married like everyone else?"