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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

how to rob a bank

1. You put IRA proxy Sean Fitzpatrick in charge of the bank.

2. You get another IRA proxy Sean Quinn to apply for billion dollar loans from the bank.

3. You get IRA proxy Sean Fitzpatrick to rob his own bank disguising the robbery as billion dollar loans to IRA proxy Sean Quinn.

4. IRA proxy Sean Quinn and his odious IRA family then launder the loans out of Ireland using the Russian mafia and other rackateering crime gangs.

5. You get Ireland's Finance Minister Brian Lenihan (since conveniently deceased) and his successors to loot the treasury of the Republic of Ireland in order to cover up the IRA's burglarisation of its own bank.

6. Er that's it.


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