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Thursday, August 03, 2017

the heeler the peeler laughter hour

Vanessa Feltz is crossing the road at Mayfair in London.
Suddenly a car whizzes around the corner and knocks her onto the pavement.
A passerby rushes forward and cradles her head.
From far away an ambulance siren is audible.
"Are you comfortable?" asks the passerby tenderly.
"I make a living," shrugs Vanessa Feltz.

Footnote: No Jews were harmed in the making of this joke.


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