five days of the neuros

The worst snow storm to hit Ireland in modern times has all but evaporated after five days.
The storm was truly the worst ever only in the sense that bankrupt atheistic abortionist State subsidised media groups styled RTE, Indpendent Newspapers and the Irish Times, were unusually insufferable, ie worse than ever, in trying to panic the populace into thinking a snow shower had been caused by climate change.
Sitting in Paul Tracy's cafe on Main Street Kilcullen, one of the few that troubled to open, I enjoyed the grand pathos of a conversation at a nearby table between a German and an Englishman.
The German said: "The Irish think this is bad? This is nothing compared to what we get in southern Germany."
The Englishman replied: "In Yorkshire I wouldn't be able to find my car after a snow fall. The whole car would be buried"
A touchingly hilarious moment came later this evening as the snow disappeared faster than RTE, Independent Newspapers and the Irish Times, could warn it was about to kill us.
"There is a new danger," squeaked RTE newsreader Libby Fembo desperately. "The melting snow may now cause deadly flooding."
Looks like RTE is still suffering from a serious case of snow bollocks.
Probably incurable.