shakespeare's job interview at the bbc

(Written in response to the assertion that if William Shakespeare were alive today he would be working in the television industry)

Shakespeare is seated before a typical Beeb three man interview panel, comprising Germaine Greer, Kim Philby's cousin Rodney Philby, and Muslim sensitivity coordinator the Ayatollah Beheshti.

Shakespeare is saying: "You did what to Cliff Richard? You ----ing evil freemasonic -----s."