history paper one
Candidates must attempt all questions.
1. Was Samuel Johnson a bollocks? Say why.
2. Give five reasons why you disagree with Einstein's theory of relativity.
3. Was Patrick Pearse on amphetamines or ludes during the 1916 Rising?
4. Saint Brigid was Ireland's first fembo commie pinko. Discuss.
5. Treat sympathetically of the incarceration of Lord Edward Fitzgerald. No laughing.
6. Who said: "I go to tell the Irish peasant that if he wishes to see his interests represented in the English parliament, he must trust to his own devices," and which particular peasant had he in mind?
7. "Eat The Peach" was the worst film ever. Can you name another really awful film produced in Ireland? Anything starring Liam Neeson and all Neil Jordan films are excluded as being too easy.
8. The penal laws had nothing to do with penises. True or false?
9. In the last twenty years the IRA has killed more Irish people through the drug trade, murders, intimidation and induced suicide than the British Empire did in 800 years. What is the solution to IRA mafia activity and the ongoing direct liaison between the IRA, Chinese Triads, Al Qaeda, Isis, the Muslim Brotherhood, Cosa Nostra, the Zetas, MS 13, the Russian mob, Nigerian devil worship rings, Freemasons, et al. (Particularly Al. I hate him.)
10. What's it all about?
1. Was Samuel Johnson a bollocks? Say why.
2. Give five reasons why you disagree with Einstein's theory of relativity.
3. Was Patrick Pearse on amphetamines or ludes during the 1916 Rising?
4. Saint Brigid was Ireland's first fembo commie pinko. Discuss.
5. Treat sympathetically of the incarceration of Lord Edward Fitzgerald. No laughing.
6. Who said: "I go to tell the Irish peasant that if he wishes to see his interests represented in the English parliament, he must trust to his own devices," and which particular peasant had he in mind?
7. "Eat The Peach" was the worst film ever. Can you name another really awful film produced in Ireland? Anything starring Liam Neeson and all Neil Jordan films are excluded as being too easy.
8. The penal laws had nothing to do with penises. True or false?
9. In the last twenty years the IRA has killed more Irish people through the drug trade, murders, intimidation and induced suicide than the British Empire did in 800 years. What is the solution to IRA mafia activity and the ongoing direct liaison between the IRA, Chinese Triads, Al Qaeda, Isis, the Muslim Brotherhood, Cosa Nostra, the Zetas, MS 13, the Russian mob, Nigerian devil worship rings, Freemasons, et al. (Particularly Al. I hate him.)
10. What's it all about?
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