The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Monday, October 12, 2020

incoming irish prime minister micheal martin makes his heelers diaries debut


JH: "Where does your government stand on current legislation to legalise euthanasia and assisted suicide which has been placed before parliament by parliamentarian Gino Kenny, a man famous for his previous attempts to legalise drug dealing on behalf of IRA gangland?"

Prime Minister Micheal Martin: "Exterminate."

JH: "Do the Ten Commandments apply to you? Thou shalt not kill, remember?"

Micheal Martin: "We are the superior being."

JH: "Has God any authority over you?"

Micheal Martin: "We obey no one."

JH: "Health Board figures show that the previous Fine Gael government's legalisation of abortion, a law passed with your help, resulted in the deaths of more than 6000 unborn children last year. How do you feel about all those lives you and former Fine Gael Prime Minister Leo Varadkar have taken?"

Micheal Martin: "You will bow down to us."

JH: "How do you respond when I assert to you that legalising euthanasia and assisted suicide is a charter for Nazism?"

Prime Minister Micheal Martin: "Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate the elderly. Exterminate the vulnerable teenagers. Exterrminate anyone feeling a bit depressed. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate the babies. Exterminate the Heelers. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate."

JH: "You're a dalek, aren't you?"

Micheal Martin: "Yes."

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