are you a principled thinker

 Take this fun Heelers Diaries quiz to find out...

Question 1: When the FBI raided former President Donald Trump's home on Monday with at least thirty agents swarming the property and a motorcade of police vehicles converging outside in addition to helicopters hovering overhead (where else would they hover, in the rosebushes, the swimming pool?) and purportedly additional reinforcements approaching by sea, all under the watchful eyes of trusty CNN cameramen with high security clearance who had been usefully tipped off that the raid was about to happen so that it could be broadcast live on air, was the intention...

(A) To criminalise President Trump in the eyes of the public.

(B) To stop President Trump using illegally retained nuclear codes on his mobile phone to blow up the world.

(C) To counteract the catastrophic effect on current President Joe Biden's public standing caused by President Biden's deliberate importation of a new Demmycrat voting proletariat via the systemic collapse of immigration law, along with his attempts to ruin the oil industry through pseudo environmentalist "Green" prohibitions on energy independence, and his gambit to risk runaway inflation while borrowing immeasurable billions of dollars to create a new leftist voting bloc via mass hirings in the civil service and lunatic spending programmes on  white elephant style public works.

(D) All of the above.

HOW DID YOU RATE?

Mostly A's: You are a principled thinker. Well duhhhhhhhhhh.

Mostly B's: You're the head of the FBI or President Joe Biden or any demmycrat.

Mostly C's: You're me.

Mostly D's: You are a relativist.