television listings
RTE1 (The Irish national broadcaster.)
4.25 Murder She Wrote. Jessica solves her seven hundredth murder in a row. But how do you spell hundredth? Nobody watches this except Angela Lansbury's immediate family.
5.20 Nuacht. The news in Irish. Even Angela Lansbury's family draw the line at this.
5.30 The Bill. Licence fee financed British cop show. Heavy on social realism. Light on entertainment. Weightless on viewers.
6.01 The News. The news as seen by left wing Jihadi loving anti American gits.
7.00 Nationwide. News style reports from around Ireland intended to show that RTE is justified in having a Stalinist monopoly on broadcasting.
7.30 Written Off. RTE's social conscience programme. Pure drivel.
8.00 Eastenders. Cheery dessicated drivel. British licence fee financed socialist porn.
8.30 Consuming Passions. Three insufferable toffee nosed horse lovers discuss their raison d'etre; ie the fact that God created them and put em on TV to punish the rest of us.
9.00 News. Another RTE news programme. Will tonight's manipulation of the truth swing to the right? Like hell it will.
9.30 Designs For Life. Nobody cares what this is.
10.35 Questions And Answers. John Bowman's panel show in which his friends blame the Catholic church for the mayhem they themselves have unleashed on Ireland. Vile drivel.
11.35 News. You can tell this station is funded through a compulsory licence fee, by the number of news programmes it broadcasts. Clearly these pseuds aren't even looking for viewers.
11.40 Mad Men. Nobody cares what this is.
12.40 The Late Late Show. The oleaginous Pat Kenny, who recently obtained a million dollar property in Dublin through adverse possession, (ie by squatting), presents RTE's flagship chat show programme focussing on all that is best in Irish life. Lovely lovely people. It is such a privilege to finance their agendas.
2.20am Questions And Answers. A repeat of the programme shown earlier tonight. Intended for people who missed the first broadcast or for those insane enough to want to watch it twice.
3.35 Shortland Street. Nobody cares what this is.
4.25 Murder She Wrote. Jessica solves her seven hundredth murder in a row. But how do you spell hundredth? Nobody watches this except Angela Lansbury's immediate family.
5.20 Nuacht. The news in Irish. Even Angela Lansbury's family draw the line at this.
5.30 The Bill. Licence fee financed British cop show. Heavy on social realism. Light on entertainment. Weightless on viewers.
6.01 The News. The news as seen by left wing Jihadi loving anti American gits.
7.00 Nationwide. News style reports from around Ireland intended to show that RTE is justified in having a Stalinist monopoly on broadcasting.
7.30 Written Off. RTE's social conscience programme. Pure drivel.
8.00 Eastenders. Cheery dessicated drivel. British licence fee financed socialist porn.
8.30 Consuming Passions. Three insufferable toffee nosed horse lovers discuss their raison d'etre; ie the fact that God created them and put em on TV to punish the rest of us.
9.00 News. Another RTE news programme. Will tonight's manipulation of the truth swing to the right? Like hell it will.
9.30 Designs For Life. Nobody cares what this is.
10.35 Questions And Answers. John Bowman's panel show in which his friends blame the Catholic church for the mayhem they themselves have unleashed on Ireland. Vile drivel.
11.35 News. You can tell this station is funded through a compulsory licence fee, by the number of news programmes it broadcasts. Clearly these pseuds aren't even looking for viewers.
11.40 Mad Men. Nobody cares what this is.
12.40 The Late Late Show. The oleaginous Pat Kenny, who recently obtained a million dollar property in Dublin through adverse possession, (ie by squatting), presents RTE's flagship chat show programme focussing on all that is best in Irish life. Lovely lovely people. It is such a privilege to finance their agendas.
2.20am Questions And Answers. A repeat of the programme shown earlier tonight. Intended for people who missed the first broadcast or for those insane enough to want to watch it twice.
3.35 Shortland Street. Nobody cares what this is.
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