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Thursday, July 16, 2009

primera air's statement

The Irish Times has been playing catch up on the Primera Air story.
A day after the incident was fully reported in the Daily Mail, the Irish Times finally got around to mentioning it.
Well done there Bolshevicks.
The story concerns a Primera Air passenger jet whose pilot inexplicably and without warning plunged his aircraft from 38,000 feet to 20,000 feet and buzzed restricted airspace over the G8 summit.
Although his flying pattern was inconsistent he appeared to be making for Rome.
At Rome, President Barack Obama's plane was preparing to take off.
I suggest that the Primera Air pilot was fully aware of the presence of Air Force One at Rome and wished at the very least to create a security scare.
At the worst he intended to ram it.
He failed to respond to all initial air traffic control attempts to contact him.
This b-st-rd should never be let fly again.
The Irish Times found a woman passenger who was on the flight and who claimed she only got worried when someone seated behind her started praying.
Ah yes, Irish Times.
Those evil Catholics are at it again.
Scaring everyone with their superstitious prayers.
I believe the woman quoted by the Irish Times is an absolute miserable lying hound and is in no way representative of the mood among passengers on the Primera Air flight.
I believe anyone who says they were not terrified to the point of death by being in a jet plane which suddenly inexplicably and without warning plunged from 38,000 feet to 20,000 feet and then pursued an erratic course towards the city of Rome while ignoring air traffic control warnings and being pursued by Typhoon fighter jets, anybody who claims they weren't worried in those circumstances, anyone at all, is being mendacious in the extreme.
The Irish Times reportage did not once mention Al Qaeda, Muslim terrorists, or the peace loving religion of Islam.
Bloody marvellous cultural sensitivity there.
Doesn't do to upset the punters.
Might affect their attitude to the Hijab.
Or the Jilbab.
Or the Burka.
Or whatever item of personal attire the Irish Times believes Muslims are entitled to force women to wear.
It's all about Hijabs isn't it Irish Times?
But I digress.
The Irish Times is going out of business and we will have less to worry about their slanted anti American pro Islamist snivelling terrorist appeasing Bolshevised Bolshite reporting in the future.
And Primera Air has issued a statement on its pilot's inexplicably erratic flying which is of course reported in the same Irish Times.
The statement does not answer any of the important questions about the terror incident.
The Primera Air statement claims that its pilot was instructed by air traffic controllers to land at Naples. (Presumably after his inexplicable plunge from 38,000 feet to 20,000 feet, and presumably after he started answering his radio again.)
The Primera Air statement claims that the pilot insisted on landing at Rome because the runway at Naples airport wasn't long enough. (The runway at Naples airport isn't long enough? Really? That will be news to the Neapolitans and to anyone who has ever flown to Naples for a holiday. But then maybe the unspecified, indeed legendary, technical fault on this Primera jet necessitated a very very very long runway which just happened to have Air Force One parked nearby.)
The Primera Air statement does not make clear whether its pilot intended to ram Air Force One or not.
The Primera Air statement does not make clear whether Allah U Akbar is company policy or not.
The Primera Air statement claims that "maintenance" was carried out on the plane at Rome.
I find this statement unsatisfactory for the reasons stated in my previous article about this matter.
As an Irish citizen I want Primera Air prevented from using any Irish airport again.
As a citizen of Europe I want Primera Air excluded from Europe.
As a citizen of the planet earth I want Primera Air excluded from flying anywhere over the planet earth.
And I want the captain of this plane to do jail time for his inexplicable, and thus far unexplained, act of terrorism against his own passengers.
Hey Primera Air.
What... Is.... His... Name...

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