The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

the monica leech laugh in

John Wayne goes into a bar.
He approaches a women working as a prostitute at the bar.
She is nobody we know.
That is to say she is nobody Judge Liberal could order me to pay 1.87 million quid to for libel.
She is purely a figment of my imagination.
John Wayne says: "How much are you charging for the pleasure of my company tonight Mabel?"
The woman working as a prostitute replies: "That will be twenty dollars John."
John Wayne turns towards the door and calls out: "Company hey, Company ho."

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