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(Our weekly chess puzzle.)
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Archbishop Diarmuid Martin versus Bishop Martin Drennan.
Rome 2010.
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Archbishop Diarmuid Martin, himself working for shadowy puppet masters at the apex of our society, has used innuendo bearing pawns in an attempt to compel Bishop Martin Drennan and other noble Bishops to resign. The strategy of contriving guilt for targeted Bishops has been pressed forward by allied media groups and members of the judiciary who are attempting to reconstruct Ireland as a social atheistic dictatorship. To do this they need to install their own Bishops in positions of influence. Archbishop Diarmuid Martin playing the white pieces, (but really a black hearted communist bastard) appears to have Bishop Martin Drennan's king backed into a corner. Can you see how Bishop Martin Drennan turned the tables?
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Answer: When Archbishop Diarmuid Martin suggested Bishop Martin Drennan should resign as any continuation would inevitably bring about checkmate in three moves, Bishop Martin Drennan told Archbishop Diarmuid Martin to go f--- himself. He also told Archbishop Diarmuid Martin to get his dirty lying machiavellian hands off the ancient church. He also told Archbishop Diarmuid Martin that since the Irish people had never surrendered to any persecutor of the faith in the past two thousand years, not Nazi's or commies or Mussies or Brits, it's highly unlikely we're going to start bowing to an oleaginous leftist infiltrator Archbishop, or to the champagne swilling pagan hedonist drugs advocating Independent farting Newspapers, along with RTE, The Irish Times and those odious euthanasia propagating half wits at the Daily Mail. What a confederacy of dunces. We've kicked the arses of far more impressive persecutors than Pat f---ing Kenny. You shower of b------s. Funnily enough, after one Bishop defied Archbishop Diarmuid Martin and his media and judicial puppet masters, others began to sit up and take notice. At least now the persecution is being called a persecution. Meanwhile Independent Newspapers, The Irish Times, The Daily Mail and RTE went bust. RTE only went bust after Christian people set up their own political party and ended the situation whereby we're all forced to finance RTE by compulsory taxation, even though RTE is blatently trying to destroy our church. The International Chess Federation endorsed the Drennan Play and it's now an official part of the game of chess. It was about f---ing time.