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Thursday, February 18, 2010

the morticia leech laugh in

Independent Newspapers has just published survey figures apparently showing a massive increase in readership over the past year.
The figures, styled JNLR figures, are false.
Independent Newspapers is haemorrhaging readers.
Independent Newspapers net indebtedness runs to billions of dollars.
The anti Catholic Independent Newspapers is sinking giggling beneath the waves.
Meanwhile the anti Catholic Irish Times has also published JNLR figures showing an increase in their readership.
These figures are also false.
The Irish Times lost something in the region of a hundred million dollars last year.
It too is sinking giggling beneath the waves.
Neither will be missed.
The only danger is that our corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government will throw free money at them, borrowed from idiot banks against the future of our country, in order to keep these readerless dessicated propaganda machines functioning.

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