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(The Irish national fraudcaster, celebrating fifty years of propaganda against the Catholic Church.)
9.00 The Humanist Teletubbies Show. Introducing pre schoolers to the delights of believing in nothing but their own pleasure and blaming all their problems on a Christian culture they will never know because RTE has killed it.
10.00 Grow Your Own Drugs. Cookery programme with an environmental slant.
11.00 Garda Patrol. Programme intended to convince the public that there's no need to fear our corrupt thug police force.
12.00 A Tribute To The Irish Times. RTE celebrates its anti Catholic alliance with dying joyless feministy Bolshevick newspaper.
12.30 The I Love Muslims Show. Comedy about immigration starring Lucille Ball.
1.00 Lunchtime News And Weather. Read by Chairman Mao.
2.00 Murder She Wrote. Jessica gets a job at RTE as a weather girl and discovers a plot to murder the Catholic Church.
3.00 The Vincent Brown Half Hour. Ageing Maoist sneers interminably at the Christian religion on my dime for forty years.
4.00 The Pat Kenny Show. Son of a deer keeper in the Phoenix Park rehashes his bigotries about Catholicism for forty years.
5.00 The Afternoon Show. Wimminy rubbish about leg waxing. It feels like each show lasts forty years.
6.00 The Angelus. Quasimodo converts to Islam.
6.01 More News And Weather. Read by Joe Stalin.
7.00 Tubridy Tonight. New chat show presented by the leering son of a corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail political dynasty. I do not mean to suggest that the presenter didn't get this job on merit. Ryan Tubridy is a self made man. One day he got up and worked really hard. Then the next day he was given a chat show on RTE. No hidden corruption there. It was all out in the open corruption.
8.00 Eastenders. Porn.
9.00 Fair City. Porn.
9.30 The Archbishop Diarmuid Martin Comedy Half Hour. Light hearted sitcom about a porcine atheist who infiltrates the Catholic Church with a view to turning it into a socialist political party. This week: Diarmuid attempts to compel Bishops to resign by malignly and falsely labelling them concealers of sex abuse so that he can replace them with hand picked liberal leftists like Harry f---ing Browne.
9.45 The Harry Browne Show. New drama about a smarmy semi illiterate toe rag trying to undermine the Catholic Church from within. The theme tune, Knees Up Harry Browne, recently won a Brits Award for Most Odious Manipulative Tripe Of The Year. Lady Gaga was said to be fuming with jealousy.
10.00 Tele Bingo. It does what it says on the tin.
11.00 The Whiney Bigotries Show. Another shocking documentary in which RTE once more recycles the same two sex abuse victims giving them a national platform to advance RTE's own anti Catholic agenda in the sure knowledge that no one will talk back to sex abuse victims. It's the perfect blagg. Hitler and Stalin and Mao must be kicking themselves for never thinking of it. Oh right. They did think of it. They did the exact same thing.
12.00 Not A Telethon. RTE has no need to hold a telethon as it is financed by compulsory licence fee taxation on any member of the general public who owns a television. We have to put a stop to this.
(The Irish national fraudcaster, celebrating fifty years of propaganda against the Catholic Church.)
9.00 The Humanist Teletubbies Show. Introducing pre schoolers to the delights of believing in nothing but their own pleasure and blaming all their problems on a Christian culture they will never know because RTE has killed it.
10.00 Grow Your Own Drugs. Cookery programme with an environmental slant.
11.00 Garda Patrol. Programme intended to convince the public that there's no need to fear our corrupt thug police force.
12.00 A Tribute To The Irish Times. RTE celebrates its anti Catholic alliance with dying joyless feministy Bolshevick newspaper.
12.30 The I Love Muslims Show. Comedy about immigration starring Lucille Ball.
1.00 Lunchtime News And Weather. Read by Chairman Mao.
2.00 Murder She Wrote. Jessica gets a job at RTE as a weather girl and discovers a plot to murder the Catholic Church.
3.00 The Vincent Brown Half Hour. Ageing Maoist sneers interminably at the Christian religion on my dime for forty years.
4.00 The Pat Kenny Show. Son of a deer keeper in the Phoenix Park rehashes his bigotries about Catholicism for forty years.
5.00 The Afternoon Show. Wimminy rubbish about leg waxing. It feels like each show lasts forty years.
6.00 The Angelus. Quasimodo converts to Islam.
6.01 More News And Weather. Read by Joe Stalin.
7.00 Tubridy Tonight. New chat show presented by the leering son of a corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail political dynasty. I do not mean to suggest that the presenter didn't get this job on merit. Ryan Tubridy is a self made man. One day he got up and worked really hard. Then the next day he was given a chat show on RTE. No hidden corruption there. It was all out in the open corruption.
8.00 Eastenders. Porn.
9.00 Fair City. Porn.
9.30 The Archbishop Diarmuid Martin Comedy Half Hour. Light hearted sitcom about a porcine atheist who infiltrates the Catholic Church with a view to turning it into a socialist political party. This week: Diarmuid attempts to compel Bishops to resign by malignly and falsely labelling them concealers of sex abuse so that he can replace them with hand picked liberal leftists like Harry f---ing Browne.
9.45 The Harry Browne Show. New drama about a smarmy semi illiterate toe rag trying to undermine the Catholic Church from within. The theme tune, Knees Up Harry Browne, recently won a Brits Award for Most Odious Manipulative Tripe Of The Year. Lady Gaga was said to be fuming with jealousy.
10.00 Tele Bingo. It does what it says on the tin.
11.00 The Whiney Bigotries Show. Another shocking documentary in which RTE once more recycles the same two sex abuse victims giving them a national platform to advance RTE's own anti Catholic agenda in the sure knowledge that no one will talk back to sex abuse victims. It's the perfect blagg. Hitler and Stalin and Mao must be kicking themselves for never thinking of it. Oh right. They did think of it. They did the exact same thing.
12.00 Not A Telethon. RTE has no need to hold a telethon as it is financed by compulsory licence fee taxation on any member of the general public who owns a television. We have to put a stop to this.
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