an open letter to general petraeus

You need to end the rules of engagement which are getting our soldiers killed on the battlefield by muslim scum who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

You need to end the situation whereby muslim scum can saunter safely around the battlefield simply by shouldering a shovel and pretending to be farmers.

You need to end the minimum force and positive identification of weapons requirements which are preventing our soldiers from blowing the heads off muslim scum who are signalling to other muslim scum the location of our soldiers prior to detonating road side bombs.

You need to end the requirement whereby our soldiers are compelled to inform muslim scum prior to searching the houses of muslim scum.

You need to end the suicidal practice whereby our soldiers must inform corrupt muslim scum Afghan politicians before launching any major operations.

You need to end all the practices orchestrated by politically correct idiots who are forcing our soldiers to fight with both arms tied behind their backs.

You need to recognise that the current strategy being pursued by President Barack Obama is to lose the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and then criminalise President Bush for bringing us in there in the first place.

General Petraeus you cannot keep asking our soldiers to spill their guts for a hippy President who has no intention of winning.

When you read this email, if what I've said seems true to you, then you have to take action.

It's time to shit or get off the toilet.

I hope you're feeling better after your bout of "faintness" before that recent congressional enquiry.