this week in the jihad

The worldwide Muslim Jihad against the human race has had a busy week. It's been a roller coaster ride for the peaceloving murderers of Al Qaeda. They've won some. They've lost some. Here's the top ten Jihadi encounters of the past seven days.

1. Germany finally decided to close a Mosque that has operated as an Al Qaeda recruiting ground and propaganda centre for at least the past decade. The Mosque was most famous as the favoured watering hole of some of the Muslim cowards responsible for the Nine Eleven attacks. It only took the Germans nine years to decide to close it. They're waking up. Very slowly.

2. French President Nicholas Sarkozy called for the expulsion of rioting Muslims who shoot at French police officers. It was a mellow enough speech. But Muslims are sensitive to the idea we might expel them from our countries for attempting to murder us. Sarkozy has the right idea, though of course what people really want is for any Muslim involved in rioting, murder, Jihad, honour killing, plotting the overthrow of humanity, etc etc, to be executed and/or sent home to their glorious free Muslim lands to contemplate what they have lost and why they have lost it. Because if we expel them, the Jihad is over for another generation. Within hours of Sarkozy's very moderate speech, Muslims had released footage of French police attempting to arrest Muslim illegal immigrants in the suburb of Bobigny. The Muslims had brought babies to their riot and this tactic resulted in some footage which the Muslims used to allege police brutality. No one was buying it beyond the usual left wing pseudo elites who have gifted France with ten million Muslim immigrants intent on enslaving the country. The French too are waking up. Very very slowly.

3. The Muslim who took a legal case challenging France's proscription of the head scarves Muslim men like to force their women to wear, was charged with rape. Classy classy guy.

4. Omar Khadr the youngest Al Qaeda murderer at Guantanamo Bay failed to have evidence against him ruled inadmissable on grounds of his age and the manner in which he had been interrogated. Aw. Did diddums want to murder human beings and get away with it on account of Diddums being just a young murdering Muslim? Poor little Diddums. Little Diddums going bye byes. Bye bye Diddums. Bye bye.

5. Two Panamanian registered super tanker cargo ships collided in the sea off the Indian city of Bombay. The ships are at present spilling cargo and oil into the water and have forced the closure of the nearby harbour. Super tankers theoretically cannot collide unless someone decides to make them collide deliberately. Al Qaeda doesn't have to actually be driving the ships to cause a collision. All it has to do is pay a Panamanian peasant a few hundred thousand dollars to steer one of the ships into the other. The oil spill from the tankers is the third such oil spill to occur in "accidental" circumstances this Summer. First we had the disaster in the gulf of Mexico when a BP oil rig exploded. Then we had a virtually unreported disaster in China when harbour oil facilities exploded. Now we have this. Have these oil spills anything in common? Well for a start Al Qaeda happens to be at war with all three countries where the spills occurred, that is to say with the US, China and India. Don't expect to see this postulation any time soon on CNN.

6. Al Qaeda Imam Faisal Abdul Woof Woof got permission to build a Mosque on the site of the Nine Eleven attacks in New York. Imam Woof Woof has a long history of propagandising for Muslim terror, having claimed with egregious Islamic malignancy that American foreign policy caused the Nine Eleven attacks. Imam Woof Woof's history of justifying Muslim terrorism in general and Al Qaeda terrorism in particular, has not stopped Barack Obama's administration appointing him to represent America at Islamic conferences overseas. Hilarious no. So Imam Woof Woof now has legal permission to chant Allah U Akbar at the Mosque he will build on the graves of the 3000 people slain by Al Qaeda Muslim cowards on Nine Eleven. You know what I think Imam Woof Woof. I think you're running out of time. I think your Mosque will not stand at Ground Zero for more than five minutes. Do you hear me Imam Woof Woof. You low life murdering scum.

7. In Kenya, people voted by referendum to adopt a new constitution. The constitution was devised by former United Nations Chief Kofi Annan following inter ethnic riots earlier in the year. For inter ethnic, read Muslims v The Rest. What has Kofi Annan ever done to qualify him to write a country's constitution? Beats me. Kofi Annan is most famous for his son Kojo's relationship with former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. Kojo received vast sums of money from Saddam Hussein in return for helping Saddam circumvent sanctions on Iraq prior to America's liberation of that country. At the same time as Kojo was receiving huge pay offs from Saddam Hussein, Kofi Annan was doing his level best to impede any American military action against that same Saddam Hussein. It is interesting to note that Kofi Annan's attempts to save Saddam Hussein's murderous regime and his sons attempts to profit from it, have not hurt Kofi Annan's career with the UN one bit. Now he's in the constitution writing game. The most salient feature of the constitution that Kofi Annan has foisted on Kenya is that it accords Islamic Courts the right to act within Kenya independently of the country's regular Judiciary. For the first time in its history Kenya now has two parallel legal systems. One genuinely committed to the rule of law and one genuinely committed to the rule of Islam. Kofi Annan's constitution represents a tremendous victory for Al Qaeda who will use it to destabilise further a once stable non Muslim African country.

8. Floods in Pakistan are said to have killed 1500 people. Osama Bin Laden's toes are believed to have gotten damp in the deluge. The people of the Swat Valley where the floods hit hardest have harboured Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda and the Taliban, for the past nine years. I am finding it difficult to sympathise with them.

9. Muslims all over the world have begun celebrating the festival of Ramitupyourarse. The opening of Ramitupyourarse was marked in Iraq by Al Qaeda Muslims murdering 60 other Muslims in the streets. This is also Al Qaeda's way of celebrating Barack Obama's decision to withdraw the American army and hand Iraq over to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

10. The United Nations initiated an investigation into Israel's recent interception and interdiction of a terrorist supply convoy attempting to break the blockade of Gaza. Nine Turkish thugs intent on bringing supplies to Hamas Iran's proxy terrorist army in Gaza, were killed as they attempted to beat to death Israeli commandos who had boarded their vessel. The UN just loves holding enquiries into everything the Israelis do. They're a bit slower to investigate the daily terrorist mayhem and cultural oppression carried out in countries under the jackboot of the peaceloving religion of Islam. How many serving maids a year are murdered every year in Lebanon? Just remind me. A hundred isn't it? How many women die in honour killings in Egypt every year? The official figure is 5000. How many women and children die in Pakistan each year in honour killings? Nobody knows mate. The numbers are off the scale. How many Muslim terrorists are currently wandering around the world looking for a chance to kill humany beings? Let's me this way put it. There's a lot. And the UN wants to put Israel on trial. Again. You know what folks. The UN is starting to annoy me.

11. A sniper firing from Lebanon killed an Israeli army Colonel in a sneak attack. Israeli retaliatory fire killed a couple of Lebanese soldiers and a Muslim journalist who had been conviently on the scene to cheer on the Muslim assassination squad. The fact that Lebanon's legitimate army was a party to this assassination implies that Lebanon's legitimate army is now colluding with Hezbollah, the proxy terror army maintained and run in South Lebanon by the Islamic Republic of Iran. The sneak attack was planned to coincide with a speech in Lebanon by Hassan Nasrallah, who is leader of Hezbollah. Nasrallah got a bit excited during his speech, accusing the Israelis of murdering Lebanon's President Rafik Hariri a few years ago. The statement was particularly cretinous since one of the UN's less public investigations has already established that the Syrians, again working for Iran, were responsible for the murder and for the murders of other Lebanese political figures. As usual the UN has been too busy issuing reports on the State of Israel to actually take action and indict the Syrian leader Bashir Assad whose secret service murdered Hariri. The assassinated President Hariri's son Saad Hariri is currently Lebanese Prime Minister. But he is a cowed figure content to spout anti Israeli inanities while the Syrians and Iranians who murdered his father conspire once again to steal his country.

12. Forests still burning in Russia. Does anybody seriously doubt that Al Qaeda lit the matches? There are signs that ordinary Russians are starting to get a bit tired of President Vladimir Putin's unsubtle attempts to create enmity between Russia and the West while Al Qaeda is putting Russia to the torch.